This was odd and when Bart something was odd it had to be odd, but a hat telling you what house you were in? Weird at his old school they asked you questions on your personality and put you based on your answers. This was more interesting at least, but still odd. He watched the students going up one by one. Watched the hat call out the houses and houses cheering. The entire thing was just different and he couldn't take his brown eyes off of it.

Maroon, Bartholomew

Really the professor dude or lady who called his name again? He looked, but whatever didn't matter they had to call him by that name. He hated that name. Sulking a bit he move up to the hat and plopped down. Once he couldn't see anything he listened to the thing talk. Did anyone else find this creepy?

Hmmm tricky tricky this one is. Full of ideas even though not sure some are the brightest. Don't like books I see, but very hands on...

"Hey.. hey hat dude or just hat don't put me in some lame house. I want in with he fun people and and one with less Prefects like Mo said." Yes he needed a house like that. He knew Charely, Wade, and his mum would be excited for him to be Hufflepuff, but after Alexa and Mo saying things he was positive that was a lame house or something.

Shhh... Patients, no I would not say you have those, though Loyalty yes, but no Hufflepuff is not the place for you. Let's see oh yes Wit you have, but intelligence and knowledge my dear boy hmmm no not Ravenclaw..

Glare Bart was glaring into the hat, "On with it.. come on where do I go. Hurry up" This hat was taking too long. It needed to decide fast or he might just decide for it. "Oh and not with panty girl. No don't put me with her." He couldn't be in the same house as that girl. No that wouldn't be good.

Let me think..decide for me? Now that is a thought.. Where would you want to go. You are cunning and you use your resources well. Yes Slytherin would possibly be a place for you. Hmm interesting though bravery and nerve I see both of those things. Gryffind..

"YES THERE.. THERE.. PUT ME THERE" he was yelling at the hat he didn't care. That was where Alexa was and she said he would be cool if he was there so that was where he had to go. So old creepy hat better get him there.

but you would be good with Slythering.. No need to shout boy. You will go to GRYFFINDOR

He threw the hat off and left it to whomever and jumped off the seat. Gryffindor he didn't know what the hell that was, but he was in it and he was cool now right?