We all know that you're in love and that you just simply can't keep your hands to yourself... well, TOO BAD! This is the place to learn how to control your urges!

If you find yourself in this dungeon, it means you've disgusted someone enough with your public display of affection that they actually threw you in detention. Hogwarts is for filling your head with magic and knowledge, not for making sure you learn the art of kissing. Prepare to be punished, lover boy or girl.