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Wesley looked between each of the three contestants students. DID HE SMELL CONTENTION????? No. Because contention didn't have a smell. And if it did, he would ignore it. Just like this.
INTRODUCTIONS, YES. Alexa Cambridge. London. Fireworks. Taco because it was bulkier. Decent answer. But she was excited, so he liked her. Sophie Campbell. Newcastle. Colorful Fireworks. Taco because of the wrap thing. No, the sandwich. The wrap thing. Sandwich? He got lost. Whatever. Theodore Kinsley. Watford. Headless Hats. Food can't fight with each othe--
Food can't fight with each other? Wesley stared at the kid for a moment. What kind of answer was that?
Oh, grilled cheese because it was yummy. Eh. "Good enough."
CLAP. "WELL, pleasure to meet you all. Wesley Roderick. London. Baby Rosie Roderick-" he lifted the baby in the air briefly "-also London. Puppy named Pippin-" he pointed the puppy wagging his tail "-also London, or wherever me and baby go. Favorite thing? My counter at the front. She gets very sad when you scratch her, so try not to bump into her corners. Favorite toy thing? Mmmm.... Don't have an answer for that. I like them all. Even the ones I don't like. Who would win a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich? No one. Because I would eat them both." And now that that was settled...
"This is the back room. Basically storage and boring stuff. New shipments arrive in here. Once they do, they're logged into the inventory and put away out there." Wesley nodded to the main shop where all the STUFF was. "That's where the fun happens. If you came here hoping to work, you will be severely let down because work is BORING. You wanna light fireworks in the shop? See if I care. You wanna slip an unsuspecting customer a puking pastille? Go for it. You wanna see what happens when you put Instant Darkness Powder up your nose?" DID THEY?
..... "Actually, don't do that. I couldn't see for a couple days. Any questions?" |