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imaginarynumb3rs Fern's head snapped up at Forrest's question, and she stared at him for a moment in open-mouthed disbelief and before yelling, "How can you even ask me that question?!" Fern waved her hands around angrily, "It's becaaaause Ella'S TRUE. LOVE. IS. ALEC! SHE'S going to MARRY ALEC, and they're going to LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"
"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUIN TRUE LOVE, FORREST!? THAT'S WHAT BAD GUY'S DO! AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF!" And everyone knew Hufflepuff was the good guy house. The other houses, they had their bad guys, but not Hufflepuff.
"AND BESIDES! ELLA'S NOT YOUR TRUE LOVE, ANYWAY! BRISTOL IS!!!" WHY COULDN'T FORREST GRASP THIS FACT!? It wasn't that hard of a concept!
Because Forrest was really confus--
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Throughout her long yelling--seriously, Fern should consider singing because never once did her voice break despite the
shrillness; Forrest's face went anger red, mortification purple and indignation blue. He didn't even know how he should feel. He was even more confused than ever! So there he was, looking like a complete idiot with his mouth slightly open and his right index finger pointing upwards.
He ought to speak, right? Bummer.
"Bristol, is, NOT, my, love." One.
"I love Ella." Two.
"I'm not a bad guy." Three.
"Alec is." Four.
"But yeah. They will probably marry. They go on vacation together." And there, he looked depressed and desperate. Wasn't Fern at least PITY him?!