"Of course not!" Fern huffed, too offended by Cuthbert's accusations to notice he still hadn't given a price. And then Charlie went and turned on her, when all she was trying to do was help him out. What a pair of jerks.

She saw how it was. Cue I-don't-care hair flip. But she wasn't leaving, even though she wanted to, because that would mean she was letting herself be ordered around by Cuthbert. So instead she just watched in visible disgust as Charlie held out his pocket and hoped to Merlin he went broke over this deal. Because Fern sure wasn't going to help him haggle the price down.