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DaniDiNardo · 07-27-2013, 08:54 AM

Letter writing time!! OKAY!!

"Professor?" Lex stuck her hand up. "Is it fine if I write two letters? I'm not sure who I feel needs to be written to more." She waited a few seconds...just a few then decided it was okay because she'd already drawn two pieces of parchment and putting one back would be a waste. Not something she enjoyed. Ahem. The letters. The first she would address to the no good, rotten, low down, THIEVES who'd made her have burnt bread one too many times.

SPOILER!!: Parchment

OI! Crook people!
I know you don't have a conscience, obviously you wouldn't because you robbed a bunch of kids and left them malnourished all year, so I won't bother with the guilting trip. Just know, there's a spot reserved for you ALL in Azkaban but NOT before I see my own brand of justice done. I'm talking mobs of people descending on your thieving butts and hexing you beyound recognition. It's not too much to ask and I hope to see it happy by June 16th. It would make a nice birthday present for me.

We are like the FUTURE sitting behind desks--'cept 'cause of you we don't HAVE desks anymore! We don't have anything! They took it all, even our books! Our lovely History of Magic Professor had to sneak us some parchment so we could get in contact with you--he could be in big trouble with the Board for going over our ridiculously short budget! Once again, this isn't guilting because you wouldn't care, it's just to get you thinking. Stuff like that would anger people, people like me who plan to be very powerful when they grow up and I WILL find out who you are even if it takes ETERNITY.

You wanna know the truth? Justice doesn't appeal to me. Revenge does. Imm get EVERYTHING you lot own, just wait and see! I'll take your house elves and leave you without a means of paying for your stay at St. Mungo's--you didn't forget I still want you hexed beyond recognition, right? Because I didn't.

~Signed (because I'm not afraid of any of YOU so I AM signing it)
Alexa. C. Cambridge

P.S Hmph!

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Now that she got that out of her system she could focus on a nicer message, one for the darling little house elves who needed to get home so Hogwarts wouldn't be a nightmare anymore. It was you know. It was like one of those horror films where kids had to do everything for themselves.

YES, those were horror films, they totally were.

Anyway. Next letter.

SPOILER!!: Parchment

Algamus,
I got only one word for you dude. Revolt. I don't care how much magic they have you're a bunch of house elves figure something out and high tail it back here! If it'll make you feel better you can beat yourselves over the head with stuff when you get back for being 'bad elfsies' or whatever, I'll even lend you a few of my History books to use ~~not like I read them~~.

You guys have been gone long enough! Laundry is hard, the cooking here is horrid--which reminds me you all might wanna give Toddles a few cooking lessons when you get back in case someone swipes you all again because I'm assuming something bad will happen in the future, epic things have happened every year...just...this isn't the kind of epic I like...just saying...

So yeah! Grab the elves. Make your new masters one last cup of tea, cocoa, juice, merlin cares what then bid them goodbye, tell them you'll use force if necessary and that they should be afraid of you. Elves can revolt...I think...look, if goblins and trolls can then so can you, unless they never did and my history just sucks in which case pay no attention to that last bit. Anyway, COME HOME, WE MISS YOU ALL.

~Signed
Lex (I'm the one who likes tackling yooou guuuys)

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THERE! She hopped out of her seat and reached over to place the pieces of parchment on the desk before slumping back into her seat with a proud grin. "Be sure they get it Sir, I want both parties to read every last word." GRIN. HoM had never been this fun! Looking for dead people and writing letters to baddies! Total WIN!

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DaniDiNardo MO & DMLE Crup Join Date: May 2012 Location: Over here! (GMT -5) Posts: 17,240 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ruth (Rae) Elliot Gryffindor First Year x12 x12	Yeah I broke that mirror, so what? ll NOT backward ll Official Gryfferin ll Lemon's favourite Letter writing time!! OKAY!! "Professor?" Lex stuck her hand up. "Is it fine if I write two letters? I'm not sure who I feel needs to be written to more." She waited a few seconds...just a few then decided it was okay because she'd already drawn two pieces of parchment and putting one back would be a waste. Not something she enjoyed. Ahem. The letters. The first she would address to the no good, rotten, low down, THIEVES who'd made her have burnt bread one too many times. SPOILER!!: Parchment OI! Crook people! I know you don't have a conscience, obviously you wouldn't because you robbed a bunch of kids and left them malnourished all year, so I won't bother with the guilting trip. Just know, there's a spot reserved for you ALL in Azkaban but NOT before I see my own brand of justice done. I'm talking mobs of people descending on your thieving butts and hexing you beyound recognition. It's not too much to ask and I hope to see it happy by June 16th. It would make a nice birthday present for me. We are like the FUTURE sitting behind desks--'cept 'cause of you we don't HAVE desks anymore! We don't have anything! They took it all, even our books! Our lovely History of Magic Professor had to sneak us some parchment so we could get in contact with you--he could be in big trouble with the Board for going over our ridiculously short budget! Once again, this isn't guilting because you wouldn't care, it's just to get you thinking. Stuff like that would anger people, people like me who plan to be very powerful when they grow up and I WILL find out who you are even if it takes ETERNITY. You wanna know the truth? Justice doesn't appeal to me. Revenge does. Imm get EVERYTHING you lot own, just wait and see! I'll take your house elves and leave you without a means of paying for your stay at St. Mungo's--you didn't forget I still want you hexed beyond recognition, right? Because I didn't. ~Signed (because I'm not afraid of any of YOU so I AM signing it) Alexa. C. Cambridge P.S Hmph! Text Cut: Normal font OI! Crook people! I know you don't have a conscience, obviously you wouldn't because you robbed a bunch of kids and left them malnourished all year, so I won't bother with the guilting trip. Just know, there's a spot reserved for you ALL in Azkaban but NOT before I see my own brand of justice done. I'm talking mobs of people descending on your thieving butts and hexing you beyound recognition. It's not too much to ask and I hope to see it happy by June 16th. It would make a nice birthday present for me. We are like the FUTURE sitting behind desks--'cept 'cause of you we don't HAVE desks anymore! We don't have anything! They took it all, even our books! Our lovely History of Magic Professor had to sneak us some parchment so we could get in contact with you--he could be in big trouble with the Board for going over our ridiculously short budget! Once again, this isn't guilting because you wouldn't care, it's just to get you thinking. Stuff like that would anger people, people like me who plan to be very powerful when they grow up and I WILL find out who you are even if it takes ETERNITY. You wanna know the truth? Justice doesn't appeal to me. Revenge does. Imm get EVERYTHING you lot own, just wait and see! I'll take your house elves and leave you without a means of paying for your stay at St. Mungo's--you didn't forget I still want you hexed beyond recognition, right? Because I didn't. ~Signed (because I'm not afraid of any of YOU so I AM signing it) Alexa. C. Cambridge P.S Hmph! Now that she got that out of her system she could focus on a nicer message, one for the darling little house elves who needed to get home so Hogwarts wouldn't be a nightmare anymore. It was you know. It was like one of those horror films where kids had to do everything for themselves. YES, those were horror films, they totally were. Anyway. Next letter. SPOILER!!: Parchment Algamus, I got only one word for you dude. Revolt. I don't care how much magic they have you're a bunch of house elves figure something out and high tail it back here! If it'll make you feel better you can beat yourselves over the head with stuff when you get back for being 'bad elfsies' or whatever, I'll even lend you a few of my History books to use ~~not like I read them~~. You guys have been gone long enough! Laundry is hard, the cooking here is horrid--which reminds me you all might wanna give Toddles a few cooking lessons when you get back in case someone swipes you all again because I'm assuming something bad will happen in the future, epic things have happened every year...just...this isn't the kind of epic I like...just saying... So yeah! Grab the elves. Make your new masters one last cup of tea, cocoa, juice, merlin cares what then bid them goodbye, tell them you'll use force if necessary and that they should be afraid of you. Elves can revolt...I think...look, if goblins and trolls can then so can you, unless they never did and my history just sucks in which case pay no attention to that last bit. Anyway, COME HOME, WE MISS YOU ALL. ~Signed Lex (I'm the one who likes tackling yooou guuuys) Text Cut: Normal font Algamus, I got only one word for you dude. Revolt. I don't care how much magic they have you're a bunch of house elves figure something out and high tail it back here! If it'll make you feel better you can beat yourselves over the head with stuff when you get back for being 'bad elfsies' or whatever, I'll even lend you a few of my History books to use ~~not like I read them~~. You guys have been gone long enough! Laundry is hard, the cooking here is horrid--which reminds me you all might wanna give Toddles a few cooking lessons when you get back in case someone swipes you all again because I'm assuming something bad will happen in the future, epic things have happened every year...just...this isn't the kind of epic I like...just saying... So yeah! Grab the elves. Make your new masters one last cup of tea, cocoa, juice, merlin cares what then bid them goodbye, tell them you'll use force if necessary and that they should be afraid of you. Elves can revolt...I think...look, if goblins and trolls can then so can you, unless they never did and my history just sucks in which case pay no attention to that last bit. Anyway, COME HOME, WE MISS YOU ALL. ~Signed Lex (I'm the one who likes tackling yooou guuuys) THERE! She hopped out of her seat and reached over to place the pieces of parchment on the desk before slumping back into her seat with a proud grin. "Be sure they get it Sir, I want both parties to read every last word." GRIN. HoM had never been this fun! Looking for dead people and writing letters to baddies! Total WIN! __________________ Imma say all the words inside my head____________________________________ ______________________________I'm fired up and tired of the way that things are said.