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Originally Posted by
Mad Eye Touz
Oh okay. Yeah, Zahra knew that. She'd fallen down a few million times. She knew the breathing thing too, but she forgot 'cause she fell off a statue and stuff. Maybe she WAS in shock.
It was going to take a few minutes to get up probably. Her knees hurt and junk, and if she had been alone she might have gave them a rub or two, cause OWW and stuff, but she had a witness. She was gonna be TOUGH.
....and then this Hufflepuff..... was ....WHAT WAS HE DOING? IN HER FACE?
OH MAN. ZAHRA SPRUNG AT HIM, putting him in a HEADLOCK. "You weren't trying to give me CPR, I HOPE!" SAY YOU WERE, PUFF AND THIS NOOGIE IS FOR YOU.
*HEADLOCKING HUFFLEPUFFS LIKE A BOSS*
WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
Tobias didn't even have TIME to register his surprise, other than a weird kind of... squawk, before realising he was IN A HEADLOCK. FROM A GIRL.
From a
GRYFFINDOR GIRL.
"Well at least we know you're not broken," Toby pointed out, though his voice sounded all SQUISHED AND MELTY because well he'd never tried to SPEAK from this predicament before.
Wait... CPR? Wasn't that just a fancy word for kissing.
"Oh, YOU WISH." What... exactly was her name? It was an importantish name because Tobias remembered that she had an important like... uncle or something... WHATEVER. HER NAME WAS GRYFFINDOR.
And Tobias was still headlocked. Well, there was only one thing for it. Go for the ribs.
...
*TICKLETICKLE*
He really hoped that would work or he'd end up looking like a bit of a plank.