"Fear not you beautiful and lovely audience!...They've been trained in the way of the Jedi...and Sith Lord, if you will." Dylan spoke out to the crowd as the two gargoyles came to rest again...That was the one bad thing about it all. He had to continue giving them orders...and they couldn't just continuous work and do the whole choreographed thing on their own.

Yep, it was TOTES choreographed. That was how the Slytherin Captain rolled.

"Goon...Jedi attack green and Gargy...Sith maneuver gray." He smirked as they switched up...The attacker now being the one on the run. From his position basically backed up against the almost!edge of the table, Gi Abi Goon came out swinging, continuing to work his Jedi!weapon with Jedi!precision. He stepped towards Darth Gargy with purpose as the Gargoyle!Sith Lord continued to go on the defense. He rolled backwards, narrowly missing the saber tip that zipped across his face. Gargy kicked up, catching Goon in the chin...and sending him flying back...His light saber clattering to the table top as he landed hard on his stomach.

"Dun dun dun dun DUN dun...dun DUN dun..." Yep, just providing sounds effects and such to enhance the mood. THE STAR WARS MOOD.

Heh, Dylan was a nerd. All was well.

"Shake that off, Goon. Get up..." He was abusing these gargoyles...but they'd be totally fine. He was convinced. Meanwhile, Ragarous was taking this opportunity to spit tiny flames at the fallen Jedi...Well, it was true what they said. You snooze...you get burned...or something. "Ragarous, focus on Darth Gargy..." So the other dude could get his bearings and back on his feet. Poor Goon.

"Aren't they both Such valiant warriors, folks?!" Excitement colored the Slytherin's voice. He personally thought this was going swimmingly.

Finally, his Jedi had gotten back on his feet and Gargy was running from a dragon attack. Lulz. Dylan took a moment to laugh outright. "Ragarous, that's enough...Go back to focusing on them both...playfully." He was stressing the PLAYFULLY part. He was not condoning violence in the classroom or whatever. DISCLAIMER, you see...

Ahem.

"Can I get some applause for them both?!"