Of course, when the Prefects split up for monitoring duties, Alice was placed with the two dumbest student leaders of the bunch. Of course.

It wasn't even surprising. Obviously, people needed her brains and smarts and awesomeness to rub off on them. That was clearly it. She quietly made her way over to the Glued-on-Goo station, sinking down further in her hoodie and moving over by the Head Boy. "'Sup, Oakster. Where's Duck Boy?" Wasn't he supposed to be with them? "And what are you drinking?" It looked like some sort of pink poison.

"AND STOP SCREAMING AT OUR COURSE RUNNERS." He had to be nice to Lex, yelling was how you DROVE people away. "If you're running with Lex, I'll call go for you guys. And for you two," she said, motioning to Theo and Cassia. "If any of you don't want to tie yourselves together and haven't got wands, I can do that too." Because she was being helpful, see? She didn't even glare at Thinsley, that's how much she was behaving.

But apparently Theo and Cassia were doing the ties, so she didn't bother. "You tie your legs up with 'em." Helpful.

"Lemme know when." She couldn't wait to see people slip and slide all over this thing. Easily the best station, easily.