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Alexander River Hirsch
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Moonwalking and roboting at the same time back towards the middle, he checked his sundial once more. Yes, now they should really get started. Stars were beginning to align nicely and the sky was becoming speckled with their beauty. He could really just stare at those stars all night while eating some ice cream. Had the other night, in fact.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT! Let's begin!" he said while clapping his hands together twice to make sure he had everyone's attention. "First, I want to thank you all for doing such diligent work on your homework assignment. You all made stellar little pseudo black holes and the castle looks so much nicer because of it. Feel free to come and
borrow the muggle vacuums anytime you wish for more practice with the charms or simply to help tidy up.
" No complaints here. He fully
endorsed the notion.

But now on to the lesson. "Last lesson we discussed black holes - one of the possibilities of the end of a star's life," he said for review. "Many of you also brought up how black holes could potentially serve a greater purpose for humans as a means of time travel, which MAY be something in our future." The far faaaaaaaaar distant future. "Practical use of celestial bodies is something that humans, muggle and wizarding alike, have done seemingly since the beginning of time. I want you all to image, for a moment, that you are lost in the Forbidden Forest at night...without your wand..." Just humor him for a second here kids, alright? "How would you try to find your way out?"


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Lost in the Forbidden Forest. LOST. IN THE FORBIDDEN. FOREST. Alec tugged on his tie a bit so that it was a little looser. It was starting to feel really... airless in here. As if someone had come along and Vacavused up the entire classroom. ... And they didn't need to imagine them since... things. Summer things. Things that had been swept under the rug and was told to stay there and never come out again. ... Or something. Except the dinner a couple of days later wasn't too bad.

... But question...

Yeah... Why would ANYONE want to imagine being lost in the Forbidden Forest? And without their wands?! Why would anyone want to go anywhere that's possibly dangerous without some sort of way of protecting themselves? "Erm... Professor?" he said, raising his hand, "Well... it's like the others have said, you'd have to locate the North Star, right?" Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Yeah. If you wanted to go to Neverland.

"Is there a water source in the Forest? Because Dad has always said that if you get lost in the woods or a forest, you should try and find a water source and then... follow it towards an area of civilisation. Or... well... the castle. And that leaving markers would help people who are looking for you and help you figure out where you've been already so that you're not going round in... erm..." Gulp. "Circles." He gave the Professor a tiny smile before sitting back in his seat.
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