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Hogwarts RPG Name: Gideon Emerson Slytherin Seventh Year
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| Who Am I? Ern's 2460FUN SPOILER!!: Airey XD Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie
Airey was in SUCH a chipper mood that he didn't even seem to mind that the first year appeared as though he had been tromping around in the mud in the Forbidden Forest all afternoon before coming to his lesson. Which is why there was still a big grin on his face as he greeted the boy. "Evening, Mr. Toussaint." Ah yes. House points. Rabid little things when it came to those. "Just glad that my extensive rock collection could be of service."
Because all the rest of the houses would be getting their points back too. Sadly. Oh well.
Eeeeeeer. Come again? He simply smiled at the Gryffindor as she entered and took her seat. "Not to worry, Miss Edwards. There is no frost in this heart!" Even if there seemed to be some inching on the window panes. Hmmm. Odd.
"Evening to you, Miss O'Hara. And you most certainly have!" And the girl should really just join in because it was fun!
"Look alive, Mr. Kinsley!" Airey's voice somewhat boomed as the young man entered. He looked better this time, which hopefully meant he was sleeping better. Airey really REALLY did not want to go see Hecate about anything. Woman was terrifying and definitely a buzz kill.
"Um....Miss Nixon!" he greeted the Head Girl with a two finger salute. "Afraid I do not own one of those. Not in my size at least." Pebbles had one though.
"Mr. Katharos, nice to see you again," the man smiled. Hopefully the boy was a little less lost with what to do with his life post Hogwarts. Poor boy had been rather distressed when he had seen him in his office at the beginning of the term.
"Evening, Miss Hudson," he greeted with a smile. He had to admit that he wished she had been playing Keeper the session of the staff versus students match that he had played in. Slytherins always had the best facial expressions when scored on. Heh.
"Not today, I'm afraid," he said with a shake of the head as he ceased moonwalking and just sort of swayed back and forth. "As much as I enjoy the dance it would be a bit too distracted from today's lesson." Maybe some other time though.
"DANCING! Miss Robertser!" Wasn't that obvious? "More specifically a moved made popular by a very gifted wizard in the 1980's."
"Evening, Miss Campbell!" he waved to the Hufflepuff before checking his sundial once more. Yes. He really should get started soon.
"Ah! Miss Greenwell! Evening!" he said with a wide grin. He was looking forward to seeing her out there on the pitch again this season. Mmmhmm!
Smirk. Just for Miss Phillips' benefit he did the robot again in front of her. "Excellent suggestion, Miss Phillips." Domo arigatou, Mr. Roboto!
Moonwalking and roboting at the same time back towards the middle, he checked his sundial once more. Yes, now they should really get started. Stars were beginning to align nicely and the sky was becoming speckled with their beauty. He could really just stare at those stars all night while eating some ice cream. Had the other night, in fact. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT! Let's begin!" he said while clapping his hands together twice to make sure he had everyone's attention. "First, I want to thank you all for doing such diligent work on your homework assignment. You all made stellar little pseudo black holes and the castle looks so much nicer because of it. Feel free to come and
borrow the muggle vacuums anytime you wish for more practice with the charms or simply to help tidy up." No complaints here. He fully
endorsed the notion.
But now on to the lesson. "Last lesson we discussed black holes - one of the possibilities of the end of a star's life," he said for review. "Many of you also brought up how black holes could potentially serve a greater purpose for humans as a means of time travel, which MAY be something in our future." The far faaaaaaaaar distant future. "Practical use of celestial bodies is something that humans, muggle and wizarding alike, have done seemingly since the beginning of time. I want you all to image, for a moment, that you are lost in the Forbidden Forest at night...without your wand..." Just humor him for a second here kids, alright? "How would you try to find your way out?" As Ascanius settled in for what was BOUND to be a boring lesson, cause you know... this goober was teaching it, he found himself almost itching for a pillow. One that he could put under his feet for reasons. Yep.
And then, RIGHT before the lesson started, he noticed that West was sitting next to him. His fellow Slytherin got a nod.
Before he could give him a sup he heard the glitz and the glamour that was this Professor. Jeez. Flinch. Could he talk a LITTLE quieter? No one wanted to listen to this goon ramble. Honestly, could he just dial it back like seven notches. No wonder the bloke was single. It was downright embarrassing to watch him interact with human beings.
Although, Ascanius was surprised that he was asking a question that did NOT involve magic. Huh. And of COURSE the correct answer was the North Star... cause this was Astronomy folks. Can we think a little? Oh no, wait. Snicker.
On the other hand, he was tempted to raise his hand and give a snarky answer of GPS, but the great, big WIZARD in the room would be confused. So he just stayed silent.
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