Sooooooo... the shouting hadn't worked how he had planned it to, so Theo seriously thought about packing up and going to enjoy the rest of Hogsmeade instead. Obviously some people wouldn't get customers since every student from Hogwarts was here selling the same thing. If there was a little more choice in products, he was sure it would be easier. But he saw a little old lady surveying a few of the tables, so he decided to get out one of his bargain deals again, to reel her in.

"Two Ashwinder eggs for 1 galleon and 16 sickles!" Theo looked over in her direction and beamed. It appeared to have worked as the lady toddled on over.

"Ooooooh, what a wonderful offer, honey."

Theo cringed at being called honey by an old lady, but it was all about faking it when selling stuff. The customer was always right, after all. "Sure is. Two left, freshly picked by ME a few days ago." It was quite obvious by his tone and expression that he was proud of it.

The old lady fumbled in her pocket for her purse. It took her at least 2 minutes to find the correct change, and Theo suppressed tutting the whole way through it, but soon enough, she was done.

"Here you go, dear. 1 galleon..." She handed that one over veeeeeerrry slowly, "And 16 sickles. That was what you said, isn't it?"

Theo took the money and counted each coin carefully. Once he had done, he snapped them in his hand and smiled at the lady. "That's perfect. Thank you, ma'am." And he handed the final two eggs in a jar over to her. The woman smiled and nodded, then whisked herself away. WOOOOOOOOH... five out of five.