Text Cut: the yippy show dog XD
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fanficfanatict 
Ascanius Stark was never wrong. That was just the rules of the universe along side the one that said that he was really, really intensely fierce. Then again that was just a general Essex thing. So much pride there. He came from the coolest people in all of the UK. Just TRY and mess with him. And yeah, that was a dare. Smirk.
"Not wrong," he clarified with a wave of his hand. But ANYWAY.
Was she insinuating that he was worse off then a dog? Woah there. That was not only untrue but insulting so she was getting the eyes from him. Maybe not Essex gangster eyes, but something pretty close to it. He was NOT a dog.
AND NOW SHE WAS CALLING HIM A YIPPY, SHOW DOG?! Woah, serious disrespect to his macho man self. This was his manhood she was insulting and he was amazing on a lot of levels so she was covering SERIOUS ground. Psh. "If anything I'd be a blood hound or something." Something really cool and large and MANLY.
Smirk. "You have to be. Because I'm always right." She hadn't brought that up in awhile, but yeah, she hadn't forgotten it. It was something they'd decided early on - jokingly, of course - but it was always to fall back on in an argument. Fun for HER, at least. She wasn't sure whether it was fun for him to technically be the one who was always wrong. But he could deal with it. Mhm.
And yeah, she noticed him eyeing her like that. So she made a face at him, bugging her eyes out all dramatic-like.
But then her face returned to a smirk. Oh yeah, she'd said he would be a yippy, tiny little dog. "Nah, I don't think a bloodhound suits you. You're more like a Pomeranian or a Chihuahua." He totally had the hair for a Pomeranian, all poofy and pretty and such. Letting him know that reasoning behind it MIGHT have made him feel better if she actually voiced it - he always did seem to like being told he was pretty and attractive and such - but she didn't feel like sharing that. His reaction to this was WAY more funny without any explanation.