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Oh. She did? This girl liked Mikey? Well cool. He was cool, so that was cool, but Merlin only knew how this girl KNEW Mikey. He must get around. She briefly wondered what he was doing again...? ....And if she could get him down with the BODY PAINT stuff. How cool would it be to raise their shirts after the HAT yelled GRYFFINDOR to expose RED BODY PAINT WITH GOLDEN G'S ON THEIR TUMMY's.
Only the coolest ever.
Zahra was like... thinking hard about this. While that girl went on about...??? What? Uhm...
Zahra gave the older girl an entirely blank, glassed over look that only needed drool to be complete. She didn't drool though.MIKEY TOTALLY DID THOUGH LOLOL that Mikey.
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"FANTASTIC!" Zahra grabbed onto the last word. "AWESOME. GRYFFINDOR!" She TOTALLY JUMPED up in the air, did a SPIN, and took an elbow to the FACE. The combined ELBOW with the FORCE of one firstie's excited JUMPING....
...caused a volcano like eruption of a nose bleed.
"WHOOOOOOOA." Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. WHOA. "I'M OKAY." MOSTLY. Except for the blood and the tears, but OTHER THAN THAT! TOTES OKAY.
Apparently Mo had pointy, dangerous elbows. Merlin, he'd just been standing here and then some firstie ran him over and was now bleeding like... like a...
"You're not okay, not actually," Mo offered the littler girl his sleeve, even going so far as to mop at her face a bit. Please please please let him NOT have disfigured a first year today. It was already such a very long, hard day without damaging people too.
"No, I lied. You're fine. Red is your color. And you're being so brave... bet you'll be a Gryffind... I know you, don't I?"
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fanficfanatict Was he rubbing his jaw? Ugh, ninny. Come on, it was done and over with. Time to move on. Ascanius totally had and out of the TWO of them Ascanius had come off worse. His punching skills were not as up to par as he would have liked. Marcus pointed that out. So Marcus got a bruise and a nick, SURE, but Ascanius got humiliation. Essex boys knew how to punch. Whatever, he was just gonna go with the fact that Marcus was defective and his technique was fine.
His SISTER healed it? Oh come ON Marcus. No need to have your big, ol' sister do that for you. Ascanius wanted to just hit the Marcus again so that he could wear the bruise properly, but it WAS his first day. He was gonna give himself twenty-four hours before he started being all Essex everywhere. Bam.
Oh? The sister was pretty? Well then. Ascanius wasn't gonna RUN from her. That was beside the point. Pretty girls meant you stayed and besides he wasn't afraid of some girl. Psh.
"Not exactly," he shrugged, "I got kicked out and had to go somewhere." APPARENTLY, Headmasters got all whipped up when you nicked their pants. Chafing reasons and such. But hey, points for being creative, no? Yeah. Anyway, not that it mattered at this point. He was out of dodge there and every other school he had gotten kicked out of.
Mo was definitely definitely getting the idiot look from Ascanius, which was a bit unfair. He hadn't even said anything yet, so how could he already be an idiot. Maybe Ascanius was the idiot and Mo was a genius or something. Maybe!
"Might as well come to Hogwarts. I think death is pretty much the only disqualifier there. You'll have to do worse than nicking pants to get expelled, although I wouldn't try that particular trick on our Head. She's sort of finicky about her clothes. You might actually get fed to the squid or something." He was talking a lot but saying absolutely nothing, so Mo opted for shutting up next.