Lex nodded slowly at that. All of them huh? So definitely more of a friend than an enemy to the guy. It kinda left her wondering why he was so cross earlier when she mentioned that she ran into him. Would he have answered if she asked? Probably not and she wasn't in the mood to have him scowling again.

See!

Look at that! Even he found it strange!! She nodded a couple times, glad he was just as taken aback by the whole thing as she had first bird. "It's a rather odd thought but yes, his name was Frank and he liked to sleep in his wrapper...he liked sitting on her head too." What was she saaaaying? It was a piece of chocolate! It didn't like anything but the inside of people's stomachs!!! "It was going good at first, we...er...bonded? Is that what you do with those things?" Because you know, she ATE them. Just saying.

As for the accident... "Let's just say...uh...Frank went splat and never had any hope of hopping again so I did him a....a favour? Yeah, one of those. Really he'd be thanking me if he wasn't already digested but she won't see it like that. I'm doomed." She sighed a bit before continuing. "Believe me, if it were that simple I wouldn't have been sitting on the floor, eating a cookie and contemplating just how short my life has been."

Ah and there was another problem. He actually liked the guy. Meant he wouldn't have broken anything. She could almost understand. She liked half her cousins and that half she wouldn't hurt. That half. Guess that meant the polyjuice was a no too? "Have you told your Mum that it annoys you?"