So Copernicus was a bit slow to sit down, but he finally took his seat at the man's invitation. It was so awkward to be here, especially when he didn't see much harm in the article in question. Then again, it was making his very hormonal wife see red, and Cope needed the peace at home more than he needed to make friends here.

Sadly.

"I appreciate your willingness to speak with you. I'd like to keep this as brief as possible," Cope nodded his head to the Editor. "There was an article published recently, a sort of 'where are they now' about Hogwarts Quidditch players."