Dear Diary,
I think I understand why I hate them so much, now. I've reached this conclusion a couple of days ago when I couldn't write a single stupid negative thing about neither one of them (it was a method a lame doctor mentioned on telly, totally blows). I had brought a loooong parchment, made a cup of green tea, put the kittens to sleep then plopped down on bed ready to go on and on and on about those backstabbers.

Eventually, I wrote one thing across the page:
I'm mad I don't know how to be their friend again.