See, Milton didn't care that he sucked at flirting with dead people. He was totally okay with that. So, props to you, Montmorency. Milton listened intently to Myrtle's whole [s]boring[s] story and crossed his arms over his chest. Yeah... SO romantic. Milton gave the ghost a LOOK, like she was crazy. Because, well, she was. "Right, well, thanks for that," he muttered and turned to the rest of the people with the brooch.

RUNES. Ugh. Milton wasn't good with runes among other things. "I have a question..." Milton said slowly, narrowing his eyes at the Headmistress. "How do we know you aren't all behind this, Truebridge?" HMMM? Milton gave her a LOOK and continued, "I mean, it IS kind of suspicious that you have this ghost-sucking brooch, right? And maybe your whole 'ohnoIlostmypreciousbrooch'-" said with an obnoxiously high pitched voice "-thing was all an ACT. HUH? And maybe you're working for this Isfret bloke to steal all the ghosts and eat professors and animals and WHAT'S NEXT, US?! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Especially at HOGWARTS. Way too mainstream.