GOLLY GOSH AND SUCH!

That was a very informatatative lesson that was lessoned to them today in COMC Class.

Especially that Woop...Wooper...Fwoop...Fwooper? FWOOPER SONG AT THE END that was very informaltitatative very indeed.

As the end of class Oakey could not even stand any more he continued to fall and trip and stumble. So he first thought to be rid of his pesky shoes and threw them off somewhere on the Grounds. That did no good because he then continued to trip from the back of his pant legs.

Half way, most of the way, all of the way, some of the way, none of the way up to the Courtyard Oakey finally decided and out loud! "I GIVE UP ON WALKING!" He shouted aloud for all to hear. "WALKING IS FOR SQUARES, AND I AM A...Eight, Nine, Ten. TEN SHAPED POINTED THINGY!" He flopped onto the ground and rolled, crawled, and inch wormed all the way to the corridor where he bumped into Ella and Sophie.

"Allo Ella, Allo Sophie" He said to the two of them grinning stupidly."SOPHIE! You're looking rather pretty up there on your feet." He wiggled his toes in his now bare feet.