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hermionesclone 
Those were the only words that registered in Alec's brain. He, Theodore Kinsley, did not care how his hair looked. Alec... didn't understand this. Dude was talking about his HAIR. Everyone had to care about those luscious locks that grew out of their head. "So... it wouldn't bother you if it was... messy? And just... everywhere?" He was NOT going to let Theo turn into a madman. No no no. ... HAIR GEL? "No! That would make it... non fluffy. And non flippy. Do YOU?" And at this Alec glanced at Theo's hair, scanning it for any signs of that shiny formula.
What DID Theoman put in his hair?
Was. He. Serious?! First the thing with the hair and now hugging?! "Hugging's not girly!" He hugged his Dad! All the time! "You can have really manly hugs, you know," Alec frowned as he watched Theo rub his hands for the whole of Hogwarts. Obviously, he was going to have to teach the young man a thing or two on how to be a man.
Maybe once the dude was a teen though. Then they could talk.
... Wasn't that what he had asked Theo before? Really, for a guy, Theodore Kinsley was confusing. Oh so... he did like someone. Alec grinned sheepishly, ready to mock Theo just in case it was someone like Blue. ... Actually, if it was Blue, Alec would have to ask him numerous questions. But he didn't have a problem if Theoman wanted to date his sister. "So..." he started, trying to sound as casual as possible, "Who is she?"
... GULP. This was... awkward. More awkward than him and Messy talking about girls. And that was saying something. "Erm... I... maybe..."
Well, "
I brush it, of course, but what's the point in doing anything else, when as soon as you go outside, it just goes out of control anyway?" Especially since Theo's hair was beginning to grow a lot longer lately. "
I mean, I tried to put gel in it once but it made my hair go greasy so I had to wash it, like, straight away. Casper puts gel in HIS hair." He paused momentarily to think of his brother. "
So now I just wash it and dry it with a hair dryer, and then try to tuck it behind my ears, but it always flows over my forehead so that's kind of annoying." And THAT is the story of Theodore Kinsley's hair. He was kind of pleased to hear that Alec didn't put gel in his hair, though.
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I don't like fluffy hair on boys." Only girls, just sayin'.
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It is. I fist bump people instead." Like, wasn't that the first rule of being a boy? Boys fist bump, girls hugged. It was like.... girls wore bras, boys do not wear bras. Unless you were into that sort of thing... ANYWAY... that was off the point. "
No, you can't. They are sissy." And you are sissy, too, Alec.
PFFT.... don't think so, Summers. "
I'm not telling YOU." As blunt as that sounded, that was as much as he was getting, I'm afraid. But, like... Alec could totally tell Theo HIS crush.
... ;-)
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You do?" Theodore paused, feeling suddenly concerned about who it was gonna be. Cos... cos if it was... no it wouldn't be... anyway.... "
How do you know if you like someone?" Cos Theo had actually never felt like... THIS before. Ugh, was Alec the right person to be talking to about this? To be honest, this kind of information shouldn't be shared with ANYONE.
Anyway. "
Whoooooooooo?"