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**Peeves** · 11-01-2012, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DaniDiNardo

Lex pouted just a bit when he said she wouldn't be getting any blue. "But why?" She asked stubbornly. "Don't you know anything? I want blue so you should give it to me." Duh.

She blinked a bit when he flicked two on her eyelids but grew indignant when he started yelling. "How ruuuuude." She told him rather matter-of-factly. "I'm NOT ugly. If you want to know ugly then find a bloody mirror and gaze as long as you need to." The nerve of this thing. Hmph! Trying to ruin her free session--that was what this was...right??? "And I don't have a twin, I don't have any siblings and I don't want any. Don't you know I'm not good at sharing??"

Lex tried calming down a bit and she did when she happened upon a dot closer to her mouth and found out it was candy. SUUUUUGAR!!! Okay. All was forgiven.

He was even trying to tell a joke! See that you stupid wall? The Poltergeist knew how to appreciate jokes. "I don't know, how?" She asked curiously. This should be funny...right?

"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH," Peeves shot back at the GryffinDORK. "I see your mouth moving, but all that's pouring out is a load of DUNG!"

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadum-psh! Where's someone to hit the cymbals for him when he has a real good zinger? THE JOKE! The joke! Back to the joke! Peeves leered at the girl with all four of his teeth and then delivered the punchline.

"YOU TAKE HER....... WAND!" Peeves snapped his ghostly fingers and suddenly, Alexa's wand was in his hand. "BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! MINE NOW, GRYFFINDORK!"

11-01-2012, 01:37 AM	#44 (permalink)
Peeves Puffskein Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: snickers Posts: 1,422 Hogwarts RPG Name: Peeves	Resident School Poltergeist \| Unruly & Malicious Quote: Originally Posted by DaniDiNardo Lex pouted just a bit when he said she wouldn't be getting any blue. "But why?" She asked stubbornly. *"Don't you know anything? I want blue so you should give it to me."* Duh. She blinked a bit when he flicked two on her eyelids but grew indignant when he started yelling. "How ruuuuude." She told him rather matter-of-factly. "I'm NOT ugly. If you want to know ugly then find a bloody mirror and gaze as long as you need to." The nerve of this thing. Hmph! Trying to ruin her free session--that was what this was...right??? "And I don't have a twin, I don't have any siblings and I don't want any. Don't you know I'm not good at sharing??" Lex tried calming down a bit and she did when she happened upon a dot closer to her mouth and found out it was candy. SUUUUUGAR!!! Okay. All was forgiven. He was even trying to tell a joke! See that you stupid wall? The Poltergeist knew how to appreciate jokes. "I don't know, how?" She asked curiously. This should be funny...right? "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH," Peeves shot back at the GryffinDORK. "I see your mouth moving, but all that's pouring out is a load of DUNG!" Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadum-psh! Where's someone to hit the cymbals for him when he has a real good zinger? THE JOKE! The joke! Back to the joke! Peeves leered at the girl with all four of his teeth and then delivered the punchline. "YOU TAKE HER....... WAND!" Peeves snapped his ghostly fingers and suddenly, Alexa's wand was in his hand. "BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! MINE NOW, GRYFFINDORK!" __________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog. P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly.