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♦ Peeves ♦ "NO BLUE FOR YOU, PIZZA FACE!" Peeves continued to cackle and toss dots at the girl's face. He landed two on her eyelids and cheered, making a noise akin to a Quidditch crowd. "HEY MYRTLE, COME CHECK OUT YOUR TWIN SISTER! SHE'S EVEN UGLIER THAN YOU, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE!"
He lauuuuuughed real loud at that one, looking about for an audience to appreciate his humour. No one? No? WELL THEN, HE'D JUST HAVE TO CARRY ON.
"Hey girl, hey, hey, heeeeey," Peeves abruptly stopped tossing the dots and turned upside-down. "How do you make a wizard cry?"
Lex pouted just a bit when he said she wouldn't be getting any blue.
"But why?" She asked stubbornly.
"Don't you know anything? I want blue so you should give it to me." Duh.
She blinked a bit when he flicked two on her eyelids but grew indignant when he started yelling.
"How ruuuuude." She told him rather matter-of-factly.
"I'm NOT ugly. If you want to know ugly then find a bloody mirror and gaze as long as you need to." The nerve of this thing. Hmph! Trying to ruin her free session--that was what this was...right???
"And I don't have a twin, I don't have any siblings and I don't want any. Don't you know I'm not good at sharing??"
Lex tried calming down a bit and she did when she happened upon a dot closer to her mouth and found out it was candy. SUUUUUGAR!!! Okay. All was forgiven.
He was even trying to tell a joke! See that you stupid wall? The Poltergeist knew how to appreciate jokes.
"I don't know, how?" She asked curiously. This should be funny...right?