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Old 11-01-2012, 12:48 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious

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Blink. Blink.

What the...? Before she knew what was going on she found herself glued to the wall. Huh? This wall was a bit too affectionate if you asked her. Jeesh, if it wanted a hug all it had to do was say but seeing as she was stuck it was clear the wall wanted company. Or so she thought until she saw the note.

Ohhhhh. Hmmmmmm.

Did this mean she didn't have to bust her brain anymore until someone got to the other side?? As in...technically she was skipping History of Magic class? Merlin why didn't she think of this sooner and why couldn't other classes be like this?!?!? She wasn't supposed to feel good about this but...being stuck to a wall was kinda...neat...

"Sooooo," She said after a minute of just staring at the empty room. Her only company was the wall so she had to make good use of it. "Mr. Waaaaaall, you wanna hear a joke???" The wall didn't respond; her face dropped. "You're right, jokes are for babies--how's about a story of the time I ate a dozen chocolate frogs in under ten minutes???" Surely it would be interested in that. Still no reply. "Okay fine, what do yoooou wanna talk about?" Since it was just so picky.
What was this? Oh what was this--- happy, happy day! A studentsie got all stucksy to a wallsie! And ole Peevesie hadn't even done it! For once!


"MWAHAHAHA!" the poltergeist cackled, swooping through the wall the Gryffindork was glued to. He pulled a bright yellow box of candy dots out of his pocket and started pelting them at the girl as he cackled away. "LOOK AT YOU! GIRL! DON'T YOU EVER WASH YOUR PIZZA FACE?!?!"


He cackled again and got a red candy dot to stick to her forehead, followed by a sickly, sticky yellow one on the end of her nose. "EWWWWY PATOOOIE! ALEXA HAS WARTS AND PIMPLES!"
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