He tensed up when her wand trailed onto his shoes, but breathed a sigh of relief as she didn't do anything. Thank Merlin. He stared at her drooling for a moment before his eyes widened as she cried about cleaning up his shoes. They were already clean! She didn't have to - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Anger flashed in his eyes immediately, but she kept casting and adding to it! Confetti? HIS SHOES WEREN'T GETTING MARRIED.
All he could do was facepalm as he used his free hand to pull out his wand again. Was she going to stop? Yes, he was just stood there while his shoes burnt. "Aguamenti." He wasn't particularly happy about soaking his feet, but better wet than burnt.
He GLARED at the new person on the scene. No, it was most certainly NOT okay. HAD SHE
SEEN HIS SHOES? Okay, he was calm. Yes. Calm. Deeeep breaths. Thankfully, Elizabeth caught his attention once more. Go? Yes, they should probably leave. He looked down at her hand on his arm, surprised by the unauthorised touch. Obviously, he saw the bite too and shook his head "She
bit you." Who did that? WHO BIT RANDOM PEOPLE?
"Hello." He greeted the man who'd called her 'Darling', believing that it must be her husband. He waved his hand in disbelief at the question and just shook his head, wondering if every day was going to be like this. If so, he needed a larger supply of shoes.