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Originally Posted by
Colley ♥ 
But if Milton ate the stairs, how would THEY leave the house? Taryn definitely preferred that he ate the furniture. Yep. That said, she totally jumped when she heard the slam on the table. Needless to say, she hadn't been paying attention and didn't see it coming. EEP.
Oh goodness. That was a loud noise. Taryn stepped closer to Milton and the now broken table So it WAS edible? Aha. That wasn't a far stretch. "Ohhh. My hero, breaking tables to give me chocolate." She giggled. Taryn took the chocolate chunk and then a bite from it. "I wonder what they're going to do with this whole house, do you think the house elves would eat it?" Another giggle. Hehehe.
Milton failed at hiding his smirk when Taryn jumped. Whoops? And YES, Milton was quite the hero for breaking tables for his girlfriend. He bowed graciously for Taryn.
"Anything for my princess." And that was probably the corniest thing he had ever said before. Cough.
Standing straight again, Milton broke another chunk off and nommed on it.
"I don't know what house-elves eat, but they probably don't need any sugar." They were already crazy as it was.
"But if they need any help with the clean up, I'll totally be here." Most delicious clean up ever.