What. On. Earth.

Why is everyone so disgusted? That paper was dry when I touched it, there's nothing to get grossed out by. Honestly, trying to blame his aunt for giving them USED paper? Ridiculous. Someone had even made up some ghost to be the explanation. Jeez. It's new, people.

...and then he heard her. "Merlin's canoli!" he yelled. He couldn't see the being, and he'd certainly never met her. So the yelling came quite as a shock. Really. He was beginning to think that a 'normal' lesson at Hogwarts meant that there was nothing normal about it at all.