"I want BOYS because BOYS are CUTE," Myrtle pouted, great big bubbling tears starting to well up in her eyes. "BOYS AREN'T MEANNNNNNNNN LIKE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She let out a raucous howl and then swooped upside down, taking an icy lap through all the girls currently in the bathroom before she popped out the back wall.

Moaning Myrtle had left the bathroom.