09-25-2012, 03:45 AM
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| Diricawl
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Zahra Kettleburn
Seventh Year |  5...fifth post... but you know. Tangents happen. ANd Kurumi. Inside Kitty | HIT ENTER | UNO Queen
SPOILER!!: Count Flatulence Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeness  Elijah was momentarily distracted from Aspen as he heard the obvious sound of Kurumi calling out his name. He turned round slowwwwwly to face her, just to make sure his good looks weren't thrown at her all at once... she HAD fainted once over him after all. He just had to make sure he didn't go losing MORE points for being so hawt and making girls forget themselves.
"I'm not doing anything to him... He's just watching. Isn't that right, little guy?" he looked down at his crab who, again, just stared blankly back at him. Maybe that was Kurumi's point? Why WASN'T he doing something to the crab? i.e washing him.
*dunks in bucket* *water charm*
There. Now no one could complain. His fire crab was at least WET and Elijah was sure this was the first time he had seen any expression on his crab's face and it was an expression of displeasure.
Now to focus on Aspen as his crab floated in the bucket, or... well, drowned. Who knew? Not Elijah. He wasn't babysitting the thing.
"I actually meant to ask you about that," he responded, curious. "I always thought vampires could fly. If I am to be one, when abouts do I get that ability? Or is that just myth?" If it was just myth, then this whole vampire thing was even MORE unfortunate - if that was even possible at this stage.
Aspen turned her fire crab's rear away from everyone for now. She'd get him out and squirt him again in a second. Maybe work on his aim again.
For now though...
...and with that little keep your shirt on warning from Dragon-Bait Hollingberry.
Well.
"Yeah. Yeah, vampires fly. Like bats. Just like bats. Basically are bats. But... you just have to practice. That's why I have a bat for a pet, my Egbert. We practice." Not flying, but they practiced lots of things. So, not TECHNICALLY a lie.
"Clothes aren't aerodynamically friendly though. I heard that removing a shirt can also help with... you know.... moving your bowels. Less restrictive." She'd probably heard that? If not, she had NOW...from herself. So again, not a lie...ish.
Plus, she wanted Dragon Bait to faint again and for Elijah to take his shirt off and set himself butt on fire. Aspen was learning SO MUCH this year.
She turned her bucket over so that her crab was UNDER it. He was looking stressed so he could just chill under there for a while. |
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