09-25-2012, 02:37 AM
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| Diricawl
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Throne.
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Zahra Kettleburn
Seventh Year |  4...? I think. Elijah! Inside Kitty | HIT ENTER | UNO Queen
SPOILER!!: Vamp with gas Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeness  Elijah had been strrraaaaiiiiningggggg. SO. HARD. To fart. He wasn't used to farting, because attractive people such as himself don't usually have to pass gas - they're far too pretty for that, after all. However, if he wanted to impress the ladies by his amazing fire conjuring BUTTOCKS, he had to learn how to summon one of these blasted fart things.
"Is it this hard for youuuu lil' guy?" he asked his fire crab as he tried to sqqqueeeezzzeeee another fart out, with no luck. His fire crab just stared at him in wonder.
BBBFFFFFBFFFFF
That little trumpet sound? Yeah! THAT WAS A FART, BABY! Well, a baby fart, more accurately. But a FART nonetheless! Elijah had been so excited about passing gas, he hadn't checked to see if his fart had actually erupted in flames... But someone was clapping...?
Aspen.
"Did I just conjure fire?" Elijah asked in awe, as he saw the bucket in flames before the Ravenclaw vampire. Before even waiting for confirmation he began jumping with glee! "DID YOU SEE THAT LIL GUY!?" he turned to his fire crab, hoping it would be sharing some of his enthusiasm. He was instead faced with a O______O expression.
Fire crabs. Y SO SEEERRRIOOOOUUUSSSS?
"Sorry about your bucket, Aspen. You could use mine if you need to bath your crab?" See? Despite his bum-hooting, he could still be a gentleman.
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Hmmm.
Aspen's head cocked to the side, thoughtfully analyzing the Hufflepuff that was certain his rear end had just blasted her bucket. AND set it on fire.
No sense clearing that up for him. Look how happy he was? Why... who was Aspen to discourage such nonsense?
"That's alright, thanks. You're just doing what needs to be done." She crawled over to retrieve her flaming bucket and put it out with a quick Aguamenti.
Maybe she could strap Elijah to a rocket instead? He was, in theory, already "dead" so... he'd probably be pretty easy to convince... Not to mention, if Aspen talked him into thinking he could fly...
Hmmm.
Aspen's fire crab didnt' seem to happy with his lot in this assignment and willingly crawled into the bucket to safety. Maybe THIS fire crab wasn't up for defying gravity.
But THAT Hufflepuff "fart crab" might be.
"You ever seen a vampire fly?" Aspen asked Elijah, moving out of HIS line of fire, and taking her fire crab with her. She shot her fire crab with another Aguamenti...just... so she'd appear to be doing something other than what she was.
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