 Post 2. Aspppeeen :) Farmer Carter | | Ama's Secret
Elijah had been strrraaaaiiiiningggggg. SO. HARD. To fart. He wasn't used to farting, because attractive people such as himself don't usually have to pass gas - they're far too pretty for that, after all. However, if he wanted to impress the ladies by his amazing fire conjuring BUTTOCKS, he had to learn how to summon one of these blasted fart things.
"Is it this hard for youuuu lil' guy?" he asked his fire crab as he tried to sqqqueeeezzzeeee another fart out, with no luck. His fire crab just stared at him in wonder.
BBBFFFFFBFFFFF
That little trumpet sound? Yeah! THAT WAS A FART, BABY! Well, a baby fart, more accurately. But a FART nonetheless! Elijah had been so excited about passing gas, he hadn't checked to see if his fart had actually erupted in flames... But someone was clapping...?
Aspen.
"Did I just conjure fire?" Elijah asked in awe, as he saw the bucket in flames before the Ravenclaw vampire. Before even waiting for confirmation he began jumping with glee! "DID YOU SEE THAT LIL GUY!?" he turned to his fire crab, hoping it would be sharing some of his enthusiasm. He was instead faced with a O______O expression.
Fire crabs. Y SO SEEERRRIOOOOUUUSSSS?
"Sorry about your bucket, Aspen. You could use mine if you need to bath your crab?" See? Despite his bum-hooting, he could still be a gentleman.
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When I look into the
MIRROR OF ERISED
all that I see is
YOU
*wink*
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