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This plan was good. Brilliant, in fact. Obviously it would be since it was one of her plans. Her plans were always so brilliant and foolproof! And she would make sure that this wasn't an exception to that particular rule. After all, she had a reputation to maintain.
But one thing she did not like about this plan was that she was lying on the floor. How was she meant to look like her hot, confident self when she was lying on the floor looking... well, like some sort of banana peel that had been left there to rot for days on end? Yes, this did not please her. Not one bit. Especially since the floor was covered in the coffee that she had intentionally dropped all over her boyfriend and the goblin he was talking to.
Anything to wake them up, right?
And speaking of her boyfriend, WHY wasn't he helping her up yet? Did he expect her to lie on the floor forever? Because, really, the goblin would probably like that, the scheming minx that she probably was. The woman must be LAUGHING in her head about the idea of Amy lying on the floor covered in coffee and dirt and probably goblin droppings. ... She still looked better than whoever this woman was.
The brunette lifted her head and was about to hoist herself up when a hand was extended towards her. Her lips stretched into a smile at the sight of the hand. Dart her handsome King, was going to help her up. See, goblin? He did care about her! Amy took a hold of his hand and let him help her up. There. All better now. "Thanks, handsome!" she said, giving him a kiss on the cheek for being the lovely boyfriend that he was. Yeah, lovely.
And then the woman started speaking and Amy turned to face her, trying her very hardest not to roll her eyes. Really, what was she grunting about now? ... A blouse? Amy's eyes inspected the blouse carefully as a small smirk spread across her lips. This plan had gone surprisingly well! "I tripped and the coffee went flying. How is that my fault?" Even if she did mean to trip and spill the coffee on her, she was not going to pay for someone else's blouse. This woman wasn't the Queen of the world, so Amy wasn't going to get her a new blouse. No way. "You know, washing your blouse might get out the coffee stains," See? She could be nice.
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