Another weekend, another group o' kiddies comin' inter the village. Only none were here, o'course, b'cause... they never were. Saul just sighed to himself and flipped another page of his wizarding tool catalog. No one ever came inter' his shop, an' he was used ter it. Sure, he could be nicer ter the customers, draw in more business, advertise n such, but then...

That'd mean he actually had to do some work. So Saul preferred to just fix things up fer the mail-order folks, when he had 'em, and spend the rest of his time hemmin' and hawin' around Hogsmeade.

The less chil'ren he had ter see, th' better.