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"I don't think 'fine' is going to cut it with Mr. Scabior, Flynn," Anastasia responded to the caretaker in a lazy, bemused tone. She watched with a mere raised eyebrow as the History of Magic professor cast a levitation spell at him and took the opportunity to digest his list of demands...
...which she had conveniently snagged from his large hands. "There's already one Sebastian at this school. He's the groundskeeper." So that crossed 'winged horse' off his list. "Also, having a winged horse would only cause MORE messes for you to clean up, so....I'm going to go with a firm no for that one."
She snapped the parchment crisply and looked at the second demand. "Two and three are doable," she mused, "but four and five are both unnecessary and improbable. For one thing, you can't be trusted to use a simple spray bottle full of... whatever. How can I trust you to use a sword responsibly?" That was just a risk she was not willing to take. "Also, the House Elves work for me, and I am rather attached to the ones we have, so you won't be getting any of your own. In FACT," the Headmistress' blue eyes lit up with an evil gleam, "I could just replace you WITH House Elves, and for a much better price too!"
She smirked and tapped a glossy fingernail on the well-worn parchment. "How does that sound, Flynn? In response to all your requests to do your job better... I say you're not worth the trouble and are, really, quite replaceable. Do you still need all these things now?"
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