Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I give you Exhibit A:
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Originally Posted by
Mad Eye Touz 
Of course Aspen knew his name. He was Gary, he was in a relationship with apples, and he was a Slytherin.
She took her plastic fangs out to speak to him.
"I think water is a boring rocket fuel," Aspen didn't waste time getting right to it. "I want you to throw up in my bottle and we can see if my rocket goes higher. With the acidity of all those apples - how many HAVE you had today? - mixed with the acid from the sodas... Maybe it'll just blow up. But that's more interesting than water."
So. Gary. Puke in this bottle, k? Aspen held her black bottle out to him. "I can help you throw up if you can't on your own."
Clearly, the girl who wears vampire fangs, has a THING for an apple-loving boy, paints her bottle rocket black, names it "the Bat" (reportedly after her own pet bat), and wishes to launch said rocket with vomit for fuel.... is not of the mental health to be held responsible for her own actions. Clearly, she is a little bit insane.
I rest my case.
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