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Cassirin 
What? What was Selina talking about? Broom polish? Vivi tilted her head to the side and wagged her ponytail a bit. They were on different pages here, hmm?
"I was thinking more like... No. I suspect whoever stole your bat is already using the wrong product on him. I'm sorry to say it. I was just looking to draw out everyone who owned a bat so we can check and see if it was Mortimer." She paused. "And the broom polish stuff was on the poster."
Someone was TAINTING Mortimer. She nearly fainted at the mere suggestion of such a ghastly thing. Why would anyone ever do such an evil thing to such a beautiful bat. There were standards in society. Did no one care anymore? The state of the union was falling fast if people mistreated bats such as Mortimer. S.P.E.W.? More like B.I.N.O.R.P.- bats in need of real pampering. What a horrible world this was.
With wide eyes she sputtered,
"WHY would someone do such a horrible thing? Do they have any humanity? GAH!" The redhead just wanted to curl up in a corner, well a different corner, and cry. WHY WORLD, WHY?
"And I don't know... should we, I don't know, compile a list?"
...why?