SPOILER!!: Mwahaha
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Gryffindoll 
Pssshhh.
Edric didn't believe Ella as she complained about hating not being a kid. She seemed to be adapting to adulthood fairly well to him. Hmph. But, as if to prove the ogre wrong, Ella suddenly began to bounce around excitedly like the twelve-year-old he had met. Huh. Maybe she wasn't THAT old after all. Though she was still old. It wouldn't be long until she got older than him.
"Yeah, and if you play your cards right I might teach you how to specify the charm which flavour to make your ice cream," added the Gryffindor, his eyebrows raising as if this was some super sensitive, top-secret information he was sharing with her.
And then Ella was suggesting that Edric write to Evelyn. Oh, if she knew. "I suppose I could try that," lied the boy, as if he hadn't already. But he didn't like attention, specially when it came to his own personal business. So. He'd rain on Edrilyn fans' parade by not giving out any top secret information.
Ella EDRICA had learned too well.
As the girl teased her evil fairy godfather by creating dramatic pauses, Edric's face lost all colour. Of COURSE, like the Negative Nancy that he was, Edric immediately began to assume the worst. Had Ella snogged that boy
again?! And--and--oh Merlin, who knows what else those two overgrown diaper-wearing babies had done!
Edric did not approve.
That boy, whoever he was, was obviously a bad influence on not-so-little Ella. Why? Who knows. Like a jealous, over-protective parent he just simply didn't like the kid, even if he'd never even met him.
But then Ella interrupted Edric's thoughts of the perfect kidnapping of little boys who kissed little Ellas, as the girl continued her sentence. She and the boy had just talked. Edric shot Ella a look.
I see what you did there, Bishop.
"He's coming
here? To Hogwarts?" asked Edric, suddenly excited at the chance of seeing the boy in person. It would make tormenting and bullying him a lot easier. But… fifth term. Would that be Ella's fifth term? Or was the boy starting his fifth term? Which made him like two years older than Ella. And gave Eddy one more reason to disapprove. "Will I get to meet this… nice, young boy?"
If Ella's eyes looked like they were SHINING with excitement, that's because they WERE. If there was anything that could make Ella more Ella-ish, it was the thought of ice cream. Delicious and wonderful ice cream. She did her best to reign in her bounciness, focused on what the ogre was saying. Wait! There was a way to specify a flavor? WOAH. That was seriously amazing.
"You can do that? I mean...yeah, course you can. Pleaseeee tell me. I need to know." Like NEED to know. And soon, yeah? Not at the end of term before
he left her forever everyone went home for the summer.
Ella raised her eyebrows, studying Edric carefully. He wasn't telling her something, this much she was sure of. Wouldn't he usually tell her to mind her business or something? Hmm...Curious. Veryyyy curious.
"You should try that. She's your friend. You should always keep in touch with your friends." And your future wives...AND YOUR FAIRY GODCHILD!
So Ells was getting better at this being an ogre thing but she was absolutely horrible at dealing with the aftermath. Like Edric's face right now? He was literally as white as a ghost. The third year really hoped he wasn't going to pass out or anything...because she simply COULD NOT give her ogre CPR. ICK. He'd say something soon, yeah? Not just look at her like she had been violated in some way?
O__O MEEP. That look? That was a SCARY look. Did Edric practice those kind of looks in the mirror or something? Maybe Ells should start practicing too. That might be helpful. She shot HIM her most innocent look, adding in puppy dog eyes for good measure. Innocent, she was. Totally innocent.
"Yes, here to Hogwarts." She confirmed, nodding her head. And WHY did Edric seem so excited? This wasn't good.
"No, thank Merlin." She added, referring to Edric meeting Logan. She didn't want her ogre to kill the boy or anything!
"He's coming MY fifth year and you'll be..." Gone. Frown.
"Besides, he's not the boy I like anyway." 
EEP! WORD VOMIT. WHYYYYY?