SPOILER!!: Basically, a horror-like House Elf Parade
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Toddles 
No, Toddles was not going to come back over there Pips! Not when Missis was all wet and yucky, Toddles had to do his job in caring for the Misses. Toddles liked her hair too, he didn't have any.
Oh and see the Headmistress with the red hair is letting the elfsies stay for the feast! That meant he was going to get to see everyone eat the potatoes he dipped his toe in. FUN!!!!
"The misses is pretty even though she is wet and yucky." Yep, Toddles liked when the masters were pretty not all of them were though, Nope. Since Toddles had done a good job wiping the Misses's face he expected her to hug him or tickle his feet or SOMETHING fun but no, she stared at him.
Toddles stared back. His eyes were probably a bit bigger.
"Barbeque? Is that a game? Toddles hasn't heard of that one before. Will you teach me?" More STARING.
Suddenly he was up and being held like a baby, the good kind that he was, but then she DROPPED HIM IN A MASTER'S LAP! AHHHH. The pretty Misses didn't want him anymore? Was it because she thought Toddles stole the little girl's bat? "Misses, I promise Toddles didn't steal it, honest!" He didn't steal things, just the shiney but that was his friend.
But know the Misses was saying she could find the bat first and started to run off to beat Toddles, A GAME. Toddles was going to get to play with her! "No wait, wait, waiiiiiiiit. Misses, Toddles will find it first, he will."
And Toddles bounced after the Board's VP, tapping around her knees to try and hold her back so he could win.
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Pips BUT. Just then.. Toddles JUMPED out of her lap and started chasing the Mistress!
Oh no.
"Toddles! TODDLES! be a good elfsie! Good elvsies doesn't chase Mistresses, they doesn't!" Pips waved his arms frantically in the air and began to chase Toddles around Lainey's legs.
Poor Pips would have to iron his ears all the way off tonight.
Hiccup.
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There were House Elves at the Staff Table. Lainey wasn't "Staff" so she didn't feel obligated to stay and share a table with them. Plus she had things to do and stuff. Oh, and there was a mysterious pink flower there? She didn't want it pollinating in her breathable air.
But those
ELVES were FOLLOWING her. Some might even view it as
CHASING. So basically, Lainey RAN from them with a battle cry on her lips,
"BAAARRRRRRRBEEEEQUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!" She might have gotten away from them, too, but she only managed one lap around the Slytherin table before she decided she was too old for this. That trunk she was carrying was heavy.
So time to ditch the trunk.
Then re-start the merry chase with those Soon-To-Be-BBQ'd-Elves.
"I need to see WEST ODESSA, anyone that has information about a missing beater's bat named MORTIMER, and some House Elf Repellant. STAT."