Originally Posted by verbain

"That's kinda creepy......" Theo considered this for a second, then shuddered. "Do you know how to do any? Of the spells?" Or did he know any Goblins? Theo didn't but maybe they could bug a House Elf...... cos they were kinda similar, right?

Theo had given up with the lowering of his voice at this point. The girl could hear them, he didn't CARE.

"I didn't ASK her to kiss me... I wanted to be sick everywhere." Just to put it bluntly. "I know it was stupid, but I thought it was more of a 'be my friend' potion."

He just wanted a friend. OKAY?



Okay, miss sassy... "Oooooh, I'm shivering." Theo added an over-dramatic shudder for extra affect. Yea, the girl looked a bit older than him, but she wasn't THAT old. And she certainly was no prefect.

And a prefect would be the only old!person to tell HIM what to do, thanks.

Originally Posted by CherryBlossomRose

"Oh no, I wanted to be a Slytherin until I found out he was a Slytherin. Now I want to be at a muggle school or dead." She said non-jokingly. Cause she wasn't joking. These guys were nightmares.

Originally Posted by Tegz

"We're not even. You were rude and then you called me a name." West reminded her calmly, very much channelling his sister in tone and demeanour.

It wasn't their fault that the nuttergirl tried to be a bully and came up against the wrong second years.



"Nothing." West gave the Gryffindor a surprised look.

Were all first years so strange or was it just the girl ones? He was SO much more mature than them.



"Yeah. Firsties." West nodded once, firmly. "You saw that we didn't do anything, right?" He gave Ariana an earnest, innocent look. He was just a second year snake, minding his and Theo's business!



"No I don't, its Goblin magic. You get the safe already charmed." West answered, determined to carry on a normal conversation despite girls being weird around them.

"Well that just proves that she's mean, if she didn't want to be your friend, and kissed you even though you didn't want her to, and then got mad and rude about it afterwards." West said comfortingly.

West gave Theo a little nudge with his elbow. Shhhhh. They could totally get the older girl on their side!



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"At a muggle school? Because Theo doesn't want to kiss you? That's pretty strange. I think you should sit down and stop being rude and stuff. The Headmistress is giving a speech you know. We're supposed to listen and then we get food and nobody likes a tattle-tale or a liar. And nobody will like you if you call them mean names." West had lots of good advice.

He looked up towards the staff table, waiting for the Headmistress to continue and maybe hoping that one of the gooders would come over and fix the nutter girl who didn't know how to be a Slytherin.