Quote:
Originally Posted by
verbain
"They eat fingers, for REAL?" Orr...... was it all an illusion? Theo immediately thought about Casper getting his fingers eaten cos he so WOULD go snooping. Hmm, he likey'd that idea.
OH yeah. Theo offered a real fist bump to his bestie for totally having his BACK. It was becoming a regular thing for start of term feasts.
He thought of the pee incident. Sigh.
"You can't TELL on us. Besides, they won't believe YOU over us...." Because they were West and Theo. Their cute faces would get them out of any kind of punishment, he was almost 100% sure of it.
SHE WAS A CRIME AGAINST SLYTHERINS.
THEO CASTS YOU OUT.
"Yes, she kissed me on the lips." Theo could've hung his head in shame. "I pushed her away, like... straight away. And then I brushed my whole mouth and face with my toothbrush when I got home." He was very aware of kissing germs. And cooties.
"She just won't leave." He muttered. OH GOSH, Theo had a stalker!
O_o
Theo glanced over at West, but didn't immediately say anything. Instead, he cracked his knuckles and prepared for a battle.
He wasn't worried.
NOOOO. Another girl had come to infiltrate the Slythie table. Theo narrowed his eyes and was feeling rather venomous. "None of your beez-wax." Now shoo.
The noise of annoying girls completely distracted him from the speech. His attention was only averted toward it when everyone started clapping. Yeah, yeah - whatevs.
Yeah! Fistbump!
Cool. Cool.
"Well, there's charms that make the fingers get stuck in there when you pull your hand away." He explained.
"Its kind of like the ones on the vaults at Gringotts that suck thieves in through the door. Goblin magic." West knew a lot of things like this on account of his dad.
This KISSING business was perplexing.
"No girls have ever kissed ME." West boasted, pleased about this.
"Its why you shouldn't have played with a love potion. Bad idea. I think she's in love with you now."