Originally Posted by Tegz

"We could get a goblin-made safe. Then it would eat people's fingers if they tried to steal our booty." West suggested. Galleons were power, right?

A lame-tard. That was a gooder. West made a mental note of that one and nodded decisively.





"You're a liar. We didn't do anything. You tried to call me mean names and you're telling lies about my best friend." West answered steadily. He didn't even care if all of that was true because he knew if he had conviction then it made it right and then the professors would believe them. And besides, it wasn't like anyone had seen and now she was yelling like a crazy.

"And Slytherins don't tattle." Paaause. "On each other." Other houses were fair game.

Because obviously she needed to learn all about how to be a Slytherin, just like he had. West was getting REAL good at it too.



Yes. NUTTER. West nodded at that and then Fishface!stared.

"She KISSED you? ON THE... on the lips?" His expression battled between horror and curiosity. "Did you see a healer? To make sure you didn't get mental nutter germs?"

Paaaause.

THAT was why she was sitting here?

West staared at the nuttergirl.

She wasn't going to kiss his bestie again was she??!?!

Originally Posted by CherryBlossomRose

THAT. WAS. ENOUGH. "I'm telling on YOU TWO!" Serenity said and stormed off to find someone. A Prefect. Or a Headpupil. Or a teacher. OR the Headmistress. Y'know if she bumped into her?