Originally Posted by lemon

Why couldn't it ever be a guy that walked up to Sherman and talked? D:

Of course, Sherman couldn't talk to the lady. Why did people think old men could talk to young ladies? It didn't work that way. 'Specially when the old man was afraid of most women. The old man turned to the lady who had spoken to him and gave her a salute. "Err.. h-hi." He managed to squeak. Was that good enough? "I d-don't think I n-need any help, th-thanks." Did he really look that incapapable of things? Blush. "But I'll d-definitely take that.. err.. coupon, yeah?" YEAHH. Free stuff. Old guys liked free stuff.