SPOILER!!: Ze Queen
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lemon 
As much as it bothered Alice to be called nice, uh, HELLO, people, evil little girl here?! o___O she figured it was a compliment, so she beamed at Ella. "Well, Blue does a lot of things for me too. She teaches me about Muggle superheroes who I have to beat to become Queen." oh, yeah. Those guys sounded scary. "Did you know there's this one guy who can shoot spider webs from his hands? And he can like cling to buildings and stuff." If she became Queen, would he give her his power? 'Cause then she could have spider webs and a pretty American shield and an iron bodysuit and a magical hammer and become a giant green monster whenever she wished. o__O
She didn't know who Prefect Pygmy Puff was? "Prefect Pygmy Puff; Seventh year. Head Girl. Snake. Always riding around with Kent, her purple furball, on her head?" Oh yeah, she had some bad run-ins with her. Not getting in trouble, but because Sel thought she was more awesometastical than the lioness. Which she totally was not. Twitch. and.. AWWH. Ella was going to call her Queen Alice?! No one ever actually did that. Other than Prefect Eve, Alice was starting to fall in love with the whole Hufflepuff house. "WELL. I'm kind to people who are kind to others as well. And won't eat Frank. And won't challenge the levels of my awesomeosity."
The third year rubbed her chin. "Well, everyone I know is taller than me, so that's probably him. And YES. He is definitely Scrooge-y. He likes to go around pushing little girls in ponds, y'know." And pretend he couldn't swim so little girls would try to save him and nearly drown in the process. The evil bloke. =w= "Err.. Scrooge is capable of having friends? Are you sure we're talking about the same person here?" Alice cocked an eyebrows at her friend."Erm.. Edric and Eve? Who's Eve?" She knew the Prefect would probably kill her if she said anything about.. err.. the incident. Plus, Alice was sure that if she spoke of it, she would vomit.
Ella returned the BEAM with one of her own.
"She does? Well I guess that's not surprising! Blue is super nice." It was totally true. Blue was Captain adorable as far as Ells was concerned. But wait...did she say she'd have to beat all the superheroes to become queen?
"That'll be quite hard, won't it? Beating all those guys?" It seemed that way.
"Hey, maybe you could like...join forces with them! That might be a better idea." They could be like her very own body guards! That'd be SO cool.
"Course I know that! You mean Spiderman, yeah? I wish I had his powers. I think it'd be quite cool to shoot webs." And she held out her hand, pretending to shoot one at the wall.
The description of the pygmy puff prefect did sound vaguely familiar and so the second year nodded.
"Ohhh yeah. I think I've seen her! Though I guess I try to keep away from Slytherins...well except Theodore. He's nice." So he was an exception to her rule. Mhm!
"Is she...nice?" Just so she knew whether or not to stay away from the older girl. GRIN. So Alice would be a kind queen...well as long as others were kind. And didn't eat Frank. ...if only he weren't so tempting to eat, though! Curse his chocolatey goodness! Awesomeosity sounded cool as well, Ella wanted to know where she could buy some of that.
"How does one get this...awesomeosity?" You didn't have to like steal it or anything...right?
Ella listened to Alice as she explained that the boy, who was clearly Ella's ogre, was indeed tall and scroogey...and pushed little kids. YUP. That was Edric, alright. And
PSH! Course he was capable of having friends...he just needed a chance!
"He has friends! I mean he has me...and Evelyn! And we're pretty awesome so..." Shrug. Wait...Alice
didn't know Eve? DID EDRIC HAVE ANOTHER SECRET GIRLFRIEND?! O__o
"You know, Evelyn...she's nice and smart and the Hufflepuff prefect?" AND EDRIC'S SECRET GIRLFRIEND...one of many apparently.