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Leeness · 06-12-2012, 06:22 PM

SPOILER!!: Angry Bro

Oh. My. Merlin.

Was Williamson angry? Elijah got the impression he must have been angry. It had just been an accident. He was definitely over reacting. I mean, he had only risked dropping a heavy, full bucket on top of a baby dragon - no big deal at all.

Elijah decided it was best not to respond. Not even to say sorry. He imagined that if he were to utter even one word the Professor would be using the torture chamber in the detention hall for a more literal interpretation of it's name.

He walked back to his bale of hay, pouting his most gorgeous pout and took his seat beside Sophie once more. He desperately wanted to turn to her and try and get some pity from her, but he was way too frightened to even whisper lest his EX-bro overhear.

SPOILER!!: Glaring 'Puff

What Elijah found unfair, however, was that the Professor seemed to be giving the impression the bath time being over was ENTIRELY his fault and now people were staring. And not staring at him in the way that he liked. One particular 'Puff was glaring at him so hard that he thought her eyeballs might pop out. But again, he was too scared to tell her to back off unless Williamson peeled off his flesh.

SPOILER!!: the BEAST

Roro seemed completely fine after all that had happened. He wasn't traumatised in the SLIGHTEST, so why on Earth was Professor Williamson determined to make Elijah traumatised? He was maybe a little too obsessed with this dragon.

He had been sitting for no more than five minutes when the little horror decided to start SPLASHING about the entire place. The walls, ceiling, floor and everyone in the barn was practically dripping with oil after the little pest was done having it's fun. Elijah was half tempted to throw a stone at him.

Dripping with oil was NOT an attractive look. Although, he wore it better than most.

SPOILER!!: Frozen Bro

Oh yes, Williamson! Just you laugh it off. What your little bratty HOOLIGAN just did was absolutely HILARIOUS. It was as if he really was the dragon's parent. It was just like in shopping centres when parents would let their children run riot wrecking the place and they would simply turn to you and say, 'They can be so funny sometimes.'

NO.

NOT FUNNY.

BEING UNATTRACTIVE WAS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.

Neither was the Professor freezing all of a sudden and then falling...? Wha? What just happened, here?

SPOILER!!: Kurmui and EVERYONE

The Gryffindor Prefect was the first to take action, grabbing one of the dead ferrets and using it to distract the dragon from the fact that his master had just collapsed. He didn't imagine the dragon would take too kindly to that fact. Elijah just hoped he didn't think it was one of them that had done it to Williamson and lash out at them.

She directed for someone to go get help and another to check on Williamson. Elijah decided to do neither. Instead he felt the need to clarify some things. "I would just like to make it VERY clear. That that was not me. I did NOT do that. I know i've screwed up a few times this lesson and he was sooooo unjustifiably angry with me, but I did NOT kill him."

Kill him? The words came out of his mouth before he could stop himself. Maybe not the most respectful choice considering that there was a chance the Professor could be dead.

Within ten minutes the Groundskeeper had turned up, managed to summon the Ancient Runes Professor and the Healer and students were now humming to a bloomin' FREE AND LOOSE DRAGON.

Only at Hogwarts.

Elijah decided to stay as FAR away from the dragon as possible. I think he had proven enough this lesson that he was not apt at caring for such a creature and he was certain his unbelievable good looks wouldn't be of any help coercing a dragon.

Instead, he set about making Williamson as comfortable as possible whilst the staff worked out what was wrong with him. He bundled up a bunch of hay and laid it underneath the man's head (or as much as he could do considering his frozen state). Williamson MAY have shouted at him unnecessarily and it very well could be karma behind this freezing thing, but he had still been a Bro at one point, so Elijah should help. "Anything else I can do to assist, Professors?"

Being helpful = attractive

06-12-2012, 06:22 PM	#416 (permalink)
Leeness Granian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scotland, UK Posts: 21,307 Hogwarts RPG Name: Elijah Wilde Graduated	*The spoilered peeps and EVERYONE, basically catches up* D: Farmer Carter \| \| Ama's Secret SPOILER!!*: Angry Bro* Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Willy happily fed his baby the dead ferrets, quite pleased with how eager the dragon was to crunch along on their skeletons. It was a good sign for his growth and development so far, that hunger was. "Good baaaaaby, good baby," he cooed to the dragon, tossing him another ferret. "You just keep on eatin' Roro, you just keep eatin! GOOD BOY!!!" "Good question, Kurumi," Williamson glanced around Roro at the girl. "There's no real set time to start weaning them off, but they're sort of like humans. Once you notice that they have developed strong enough teeth, then you start introducing more and more solid food into they're diet until they're done with eating chicken blood and brandy altogether." He shook his head at her second question, having just spotted a levitating bucket out of the corner of his eye, and tossed Roro his last ferret before angrily stomping around to the dragon's back. Ogre. Williamson was at the OGRE LEVEL with this kid. "GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT NOW before I THROW YOU THERE," the professor roared, managing to sound quite eerily and rather unintentionally like an angry mother dragon. He pointed with his wand toward the hay bale beside Sophie, then pointed at Elijah, then back to the bale. "GO. YOU. NOW." Grrrrrrr! If that bucket had fallen ONTO the dragon... Merlin, the whole barn could have come down. Good thing it HADN'T and Roro was none the wiser.... Still. This bathing idea had perhaps been a BAD idea. "ALL RIGHT. Enough of this," Williamson announced to the class. "Bath time's over. I'm going to show you how to massage the oil in and then... then I'm going to put Roro BACK INTO HIS STALL." It was just too dangerous with all these kids around. Willy shooed the few remaining dragon-bathers back to their seats, muttering thank-yous as he shooed. Oh. My. Merlin. Was Williamson angry? Elijah got the impression he must have been angry. It had just been an accident. He was definitely over reacting. I mean, he had only risked dropping a heavy, full bucket on top of a baby dragon - no big deal at all. Elijah decided it was best not to respond. Not even to say sorry. He imagined that if he were to utter even one word the Professor would be using the torture chamber in the detention hall for a more literal interpretation of it's name. He walked back to his bale of hay, pouting his most gorgeous pout and took his seat beside Sophie once more. He desperately wanted to turn to her and try and get some pity from her, but he was way too frightened to even whisper lest his EX-bro overhear. SPOILER!!: Glaring 'Puff Quote: Originally Posted by TakemetotheBurrow O__O Wow. Mama dragons had nothing on Professor Williamson! He was seriously angry! Not that Ella blamed him...This ~~Fabio~~ random Hufflepuff boy was acting so ridiculous! Ella was only a second year and even she knew that you shouldn't levitate a bucket above a dragon. What if Roro had got all mad and starting chomping on students?! O__o That might have put a bit of a damper on the lesson... Aw. And then bath time was over. He had ruined it for everyone. FROWN. Stupid weirdo boy. Ella obediently went back to her seat and glared at the fun spoiler. GLARE GLARE GLARE. What Elijah found unfair, however, was that the Professor seemed to be giving the impression the bath time being over was ENTIRELY his fault and now people were staring. And not staring at him in the way that he liked. One particular 'Puff was glaring at him so hard that he thought her eyeballs might pop out. But again, he was too scared to tell her to back off unless Williamson peeled off his flesh. SPOILER!!: the BEAST Quote: Originally Posted by Roro the Dragon! While his Daddy yelled at some wittle hoomans and probably scarred a few others, Roro calmly munched on his dragon treats (ferrets) and remained oblivious to the spectacle just behind him. He did thump his big dragon tail a few times, though, likely splashing his Dad as he munched away. Once he was fully (i.e. Daddy was outta treats), Roro flopped down in the pool on his side. Fortunately, the pool had been coated with a charm to prevent it from ripping whenever his spikes touched a side. He rolled around in the oil some and even stuck his nose under the oil to see what it tasted like. "EORKA!" Roro sputtered at the baby oil in his mouth. He might have accidentally sprayed oil onto the hoomans in the front row, but he continued shaking his head until the oil was off him, then shook his head a second time and got the bright idea to just shake his whole body off. And that was how the class and all the walls of the barn ended up with a light, slippery film of baby oil. Roro the dragon shook himself off so thoroughly that he was now almost completely dry, much to the chagrin of anyone within a twenty-five-foot radius of him. Hehe. Better them than the baby though, right? Roro seemed completely fine after all that had happened. He wasn't traumatised in the SLIGHTEST, so why on Earth was Professor Williamson determined to make Elijah traumatised? He was maybe a little too obsessed with this dragon. He had been sitting for no more than five minutes when the little horror decided to start SPLASHING about the entire place. The walls, ceiling, floor and everyone in the barn was practically dripping with oil after the little pest was done having it's fun. Elijah was half tempted to throw a stone at him. Dripping with oil was NOT an attractive look. Although, he wore it better than most. SPOILER!!: Frozen Bro Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Merlin's beard. One second, Willy is chastising students who act like babies, and the next, he turns around and his REAL baby ~~well real to him, anyway~~ has gone off the chain. He only discovered this when he was hit with a faceful of baby oil. "RORORORORORORO," he admonished, now sounding like woofing dog, but a happy one at that, "did you just shake your tailspikes, mister? You splashed the WHOLE CLASS, you bad dragon!" He laughed, though, even as he was wiping his face on his shirt. Clearly there was NOTHING the dragon could do to upset his loving ~~handler~~ parent. The professor shook his head, grinning, and raised his wand to show the kids a simple spell to remove the oil. "Silly silly drag----" And then Williamson froze. Mid-sentence, mid-spell, his body just went into a stone-like state and he dropped face forward onto the hard, solid floor of the barn, and remained immobile there without another word. Oh yes, Williamson! Just you laugh it off. What your little bratty HOOLIGAN just did was absolutely HILARIOUS. It was as if he really was the dragon's parent. It was just like in shopping centres when parents would let their children run riot wrecking the place and they would simply turn to you and say, 'They can be so funny sometimes.' NO. NOT FUNNY. BEING UNATTRACTIVE WAS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. Neither was the Professor freezing all of a sudden and then falling...? Wha? What just happened, here? SPOILER!!: Kurmui and EVERYONE Quote: Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie Having returned to her seat in the front row, Kurumi was one of the oh-so-lucky students to get splashed with baby oil when Roro decided to sort of play in his baby oil bath. Kurumi tried to shake some of the oil off while Professor Williamson went all googly eyed over his baby dragon ~~not that she blamed him~~ but suddenly looked up when he stopped midsentence. "Professor?" she asked, slowly rising from her seat. Had he just seen a ghost? Wait, no, that expression didn't work at Hogwarts since ghosts were always floating around. But then he feel forward....with a THUD...against the floor. o_________________O Kurumi was on her feet now, debating where to place her attention first: professor or dragon ~~although it was rather obvious that it should be dragon...~~ Kurumi hurried over to the supply of dead ferrets, grabbing one of them without flinching, surprisingly, and sort of waved it in Roro's direction. "Someone...go get the Healer...and maybe the Headmaster..." she said in a sort of baby-talk like voice while she continued to wave the ferret. "And hurry!" Kurumi's tone was a forced calm and there was clear panic in her voice and her body was obviously shaking as well, but they had JUST had several lessons and discussions about what NOT to do in the presence of a dangerous creature. So...first student that screamed was probably going to have a Silencing Charm sent their way so quickly they wouldn't even be able to say dragon. "Someone else....slowly check on Professor Williamson..." As in...make sure he was still breathing, please. The Gryffindor Prefect was the first to take action, grabbing one of the dead ferrets and using it to distract the dragon from the fact that his master had just collapsed. He didn't imagine the dragon would take too kindly to that fact. Elijah just hoped he didn't think it was one of them that had done it to Williamson and lash out at them. She directed for someone to go get help and another to check on Williamson. Elijah decided to do neither. Instead he felt the need to clarify some things. "I would just like to make it VERY clear. That that was not me. I did NOT do that. I know i've screwed up a few times this lesson and he was sooooo unjustifiably angry with me, but I did NOT kill him." Kill him? The words came out of his mouth before he could stop himself. Maybe not the most respectful choice considering that there was a chance the Professor could be dead. Within ten minutes the Groundskeeper had turned up, managed to summon the Ancient Runes Professor and the Healer and students were now humming to a bloomin' FREE AND LOOSE DRAGON. Only at Hogwarts. Elijah decided to stay as FAR away from the dragon as possible. I think he had proven enough this lesson that he was not apt at caring for such a creature and he was certain his unbelievable good looks wouldn't be of any help coercing a dragon. Instead, he set about making Williamson as comfortable as possible whilst the staff worked out what was wrong with him. He bundled up a bunch of hay and laid it underneath the man's head (or as much as he could do considering his frozen state). Williamson MAY have shouted at him unnecessarily and it very well could be karma behind this freezing thing, but he had still been a Bro at one point, so Elijah should help. "Anything else I can do to assist, Professors?" Being helpful = attractive __________________ When I look into the MIRROR OF ERISED all that I see is YOU wink Last edited by Leeness; 06-12-2012 at 08:21 PM.