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Old 06-08-2012, 01:30 AM   #352 (permalink)
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Ella was kind of like O___o Because out of nowhere this random boy had slimed all over her bestie, Sophie, with his weird boy flirting, trying to get her friend into trouble. The worst part was, Professor Williamson had noticed and then the boy asked him a question! This kid had some serious guts...and apparently thought very highly of himself too. And what if he lost house points for Hufflepuff? That wouldn't be good.

Luckily, Professor Williamson seemed to know exactly how to deal with this Don Juan guy...by ignoring his ridiculousness and moving on to what was really important...BABY RORO.

How did one bathe a baby dragon? Clearly water was involved but what else? "Professor, You'd need a lot of water to bathe a baby dragon...And I'd imagine you'd bathe a baby dragon quite carefully...so he doesn't go all crazy and like-drown you or something..." That wouldn't be good! "And you bath a baby dragon to keep it healthy and clean...and so it doesn't smell."
Right, let's all just keep ignoring the.... overheated child in Hufflepuff robes. Let's.

"Good, Ella, good guesses there. However, we're using baby oil here, so...." Guess again! Hehe.

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The Professor GOT it. He GOT him. He understood. He was even sympathising with him about how it was so hard being popular. Elijah had just KNOWN that the Professor was just like him.

Williamson = A bro.

That being said, Elijah's 'bro' didn't answer Sophie's question (how rude) and proceeded to ask the class one of his own. Being quite the academic (HAH!) as well as a stud muffin, Elijah raised his hand and provided an answer, "They need baths so they can get themselves lil' dragon wifeys or hubbys. Afterall, being smelly isn't hot."

Elijah was clean. And hot.


He saw out of the corner of his eyes that some other girl was staring at him. She probably couldn't get over how attractive he was. He sent a wink her way just to make her day. That is what Elijah did. His sheer existence MADE people's days.
Bro or no bro, William was also a professor, and he had to acknowledge the interrupter child at some point.

"This is... also true." Probably. "But not exactly what I was looking for..."

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Did the fact that he was older than her make things weird for Sophie right now? Would it be weird if she just told him to shut up and be quiet during the lesson??

Sophie looked from him to professor Williamson, fearing the dragon freak would hear the... freak that was now sitting next to her and was still blabbing on. She opened her mouth to answer his question when Elijah was suddenly talking to professor Williamson.

She was totally obsessed--- O___________O "I'm not! Are you crazy??" She protested. Merlin, these Hogwarts guys were acting SO WEIRD lately! That would totally sound weird, seeing that she was younger than him, but... "Sorry about him, professor. He's just... a bit... out of his mind." Or was he always like that?? She turned to face him and whispered. "Be quiet, you'll get us into trouble!"

OH GOOD! Professor Williamson had pretty much ignored crazy Elijah. Good! Sophie sighed in relief and listened to his question. She had no idea of what to reply. Probably because she was still in shock with what had just happened. Walking the dragon was terrifying and now this Elijah guy was a total freak! She decided it was better to not guess this one. But it was probably not with water, as dragons breathed fire and all? But Roro was drinking water just a few minutes ago! Hm... baby oil... that didn't sound right... not for a bath at least...
Poor Sophie, having to sit next to... that. Poor thing. William truly felt sorry for her; it must have been similar to sitting next to Oliver every lesson. Was this how Thea had felt at school?

"It's... not your fault, Sophie," he answered the girl with a frown. "However, one more outburst from him and I will have to take points...."

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Nigel was surprised by how much confidence that older hufflepuff, who was sitting with Sophie, had. He even asked if the Professor could relate with how popular he was. Nigel thought he would loss points for that but the Professor answered really fast and switched topics even faster.

But whatever back to the Professors question about bathing a dragon. "Professor, you need to bathe a baby dragon because nobody wants a smelly dragon"
"Yes, good guess...." But there were OTHER reasons too... obviously dragons didn't bathe themselves in nature, did they?

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Oh... so no brushes or shampoos or any of the sort, just plain water, which Vickers mentally noted until the younger Claw said something about the liquid in the pool being oil.

All of that was oil?

He was staring at the pool and wondering if this Johnsons person made a kind of oil that was fire-retardant when there was some noisy yelling coming from the back of the class. He turned to set his sights on a boy, wondering if he was complaining about the heat--which didnt make sense since practically all of Hogwarts was covered in snow-- when the Professor moved to the next step of the lesson and asked a question.

Right... why do they have to bathe a dragon? And actually what he really wants to know was why bathe a dragon in OIL? that may or may not set everybody on fire

Right Professor's question nfirst "We bathe the dragon to... keep his skin hydrated?" that didnt make any sense to him after having said that, but he was still stuck in baby dragon= giant iguana.
"Yes! We do! Good!" Remember that baby dragons didn't breathe fire yet though, so the oil's not flammable, he wanted to add...

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How? Why? Zhenya shrugged, wasn't it the same as any other creature? Careful not to use the word dog, Zhenya put her hand up and said "Professor do dragons like water? You could just lure them into the water with some treats and then let them splash around a bit. And you need to bathe them to keep them clean and healthy, just like any other creature."

She didn't want to help bathe the dragon. What if he was angry and snapped at them all for putting him in water? What if he was really happy he got a bit too active and ate someone... by accident. Or... learned how to blow fire? Or smoke? No, she just wanted to stand behind the crowd when it happened.
"This is closer to what I'm looking for!" Williamson practically cheered. "In nature, or in dragon reserves, dragon keepers have been known to lure dragons to large bodies of water so that they will bathe themselves; and from time to time, fully grown dragons DO take baths on their own IN large bodies of water; however, we have baby oil here......" so............

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Alyssa had seen the young Hufflepuff talking to Sophie. He reminded her of another friend of hers. Then what she overheard next made her gasp and then sputter."WHA.... I was not checking out his...Merlin! And now he's telling everyone that I did."Alyssa said to herself.

"Count to 10 Lyssie. Just ignore him. You don't want to end up serving detention for pushing him into the pool with dragon. That might cool down is so called Hawtness. In fact, his back looks kinda flat to be honest.' Alyssa giggled to herself as she looked at it.

Now back to business and bathing RoRo. Alyssa listened as Professor Williamson asked why dragons needed to be bathed.

Alyssa figured this was a common sense answer, so raised her hand and said,"Professor dragons need to be bathed firstly because they get dirty easily but mainly because their hide is thick and leathery and if it gets too dry, it will start to crack like leather does."

"Like leather that needs to be conditioned and oiled in order to look good, I'm guessing the same goes for a dragon's hide. The oil also helps to cool down the dragon's body temperature."

"As for the bathing part, you either get him to go in voluntarily or you just splash the water over him."

That would be what she would do, Alyssa thought to herself.
So, Alyssa was right.

"Excellent explanation, Potter!" Willy beamed at the girl. "Take five points. And that's exactly what we're going to be doing today. Keep in mind," he added on to her explanation, "baby oil should only be used for BABY dragons, as adult dragons can breathe fire and thus shouldn't be coated in anything flammable AND adult dragons can fly down to lakes and such to bathe on their own."

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"Crazy?" he threw her question back at her, completely taken aback by her response. What on EARTH was she on about? "I think the only one crazy here is you. You're totally crazy about how gorgeous I am, no? Don't worry about it. I don't blame you. No one else blames you. I am awesome. I am awesomely hot."

Then she got all quiet and whispery and chastisey with him. It seemed she was scared he was going to get them into trouble. This only further proved her craziness because there was no way he was going to get them into trouble. Williamson understood, afterall. "I wouldn't worry small fry, Williamson is my bro. He gets me. He gets IT. This thing that me and him have, that we share. He GETS it."

She seemed to be getting restless around him. He found it really flattering that this little girl had a crush on him. It was hard to blame her though. He had to live with this curse where there was NO ONE who didn't have a crush on him. Even the giant squid had a crush on him.

The Butt Girl, which is what Elijah was going to refer to her as due to him not actually knowing her REAL name, seemed to be getting all prissy over the fact that he had made up stuff she said. Personally, he didn't see why it was such a big deal! She should totally feel honoured that a guy like him had even taken notice of her existence, right?

She gave a long (and boring) answer about the dragon and it's bath and Elijah saw this as the PERFECT opportunity to try and get back in her good books and make her feel better about herself and her butt remarks from earlier. "That was an extremely fascinating answer you gave. Seriously. Soooooo interesting." Girls LOVED being complimented on their smarts.
Ah.... moving on. Gosh. This kid couldn't take a hint, could he?

"Last warning, Mr...." Disillusioned. "One more outburst from you, or any more distracting of your classmates, and I'm taking points from Hufflepuff." And then he'd just give the kid detention and throw him out of class if it continued.





"All right then! Now that we know how/why we bathe baby dragons, let's get on with it! What I'm going to do is take Roro out of his harness and lure him into the pool; then you may, IF YOU WISH, come up to the baby's backside and dump some more oil on him there. Be warned: he will splash, you will get splattered, and he'll be noisy. But if you'd like to help with the bathing, you may."

So, now to lure the dragon...
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