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BanaBatGirl 
William was about to launch into his explanation on dragon baths when he noticed some CHITTER CHATTER going on over in the Hufflepuff zone of the classroom. At first he thought it would be Alyssa, but no. The unidentified chatterer was some boy, who also had the audacity to ask him a question.
"Uh, I'm sorry you're so popular?" he made a face at the boy and ignored his question completely. Willy seriously doubted Sophie had been 'hitting on' this man-boy. Of course he could relate to the kid's imagined issue, but since Williamson really wasn't that lucky with the ladies, he wasn't even going to attempt to comment on that.
"Look, let's just focus on the dragon, all right? We've still got to give Roro a bath, and if he coats you all in baby oil, I doubt ANYONE will be feeling very 'hot'." Right then, onto the lecture.
"First things first: how does one bathe a baby dragon? And WHY does one need to bathe a baby dragon? Any guesses?"
The Professor GOT it. He GOT him. He understood. He was even sympathising with him about how it was so hard being popular. Elijah had just KNOWN that the Professor was just like him.
Williamson = A bro.
That being said, Elijah's 'bro' didn't answer Sophie's question (how rude) and proceeded to ask the class one of his own. Being quite the academic (HAH!) as well as a stud muffin, Elijah raised his hand and provided an answer, "They need baths so they can get themselves lil' dragon wifeys or hubbys. Afterall, being smelly isn't hot."
Elijah was clean. And hot.
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TakemetotheBurrow Ella was kind of like O___o Because out of nowhere this random boy had slimed all over her bestie, Sophie, with his weird boy flirting, trying to get her friend into trouble. The worst part was, Professor Williamson had noticed and then the boy asked him a question! This kid had some serious guts...and apparently thought very highly of himself too. And what if he lost house points for Hufflepuff? That wouldn't be good.
Luckily, Professor Williamson seemed to know exactly how to deal with this Don Juan guy...by ignoring his ridiculousness and moving on to what was really important...BABY RORO.
How did one bathe a baby dragon? Clearly water was involved but what else? "Professor, You'd need a lot of water to bathe a baby dragon...And I'd imagine you'd bathe a baby dragon quite carefully...so he doesn't go all crazy and like-drown you or something..." That wouldn't be good! "And you bath a baby dragon to keep it healthy and clean...and so it doesn't smell."
He saw out of the corner of his eyes that some other girl was staring at him. She probably couldn't get over how attractive he was. He sent a wink her way just to make her day. That is what Elijah did. His sheer existence MADE people's days.