SPOILER!!: Cracking up.
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Originally Posted by
verbain
The Slytherin shuddered one last time at all of the cooties talk.
Let's move on before he puked, yah?
"So, like... are the house elves like Hufflepuff's servants?" Cos Theodore had yet to meet the little fellows. He kinda figured it would freak him out, big tiiiiiiime.
"Have you NEVER been jabbed by a doctor?!" If not, Ella must be very prone to illness. Theo backed away slightly. But maybe wizarding doctors did it differently. Maybe they sedated their patients before injecting them with flu jabs and such. Theodore would much rather be sedated. He blinked at Ella for a moment, "I don't mean the Hogwarts nurse. I'm just talkin' about doctors in general." He highly doubted the school nurse would jab 'em.
SHE HAD NO PURPOSE TO, RIGHT?
The boy shrugged, and fully expected a slap across the face but it seemed Ella wasn't too offended. Good. His face was too adorable for slappin'. "I mean.... it doesn't look horrible, it just looks.. funny." This hole he was digging himself was just getting deeper, and deeperrrrrrrr.
Theodore stopped whipping his hair to study her reaction. Huh... well, it certainly seemed to have distracted her. Maybe it was a good tactic...
"Did you... enjoy that?" Were girls supposed to enjoy hair flipping?
"Or did you.... er, not?" What was he even saying?
Ella raised her eyebrows at the first year. House elves as Hufflepuff servants? That was just plain crazy.
"Of course they aren't...but they are quite nice. They let you cook in the kitchens, you know...if you're into that sort of thing" NOT that Ella was the best cook... She tended to
burn make everything a little
well done, though some people liked that kind of thing! Really! And at least she hadn't lit anything on fire...
yet.
"You should try and meet one, a house elf I mean, they're cute!" But boys didn't think anything was cute, right? They thought stuff was like...
cool or sickkk.
"No, I've never been jabbed by a doctor! I've been given a shot though, if that's what you mean." Honestly, doctors were supposed to make shots quick and as painless as possible! At least that's how her Grandfather had given them.
"Grandad was a doctor so he was always pretty gentle about giving shots." She couldn't imagine what kind of doctors Theodore had been dealing with. They sounded like monsters!
...Just
funny? O___o
Seriously, little lurker? This kid
did not know when to quit. Ella smirked a little before reaching up to feel what was going on on top of her head. Everything seemed to be in order so...
"I'm sorry, I guess? I don't make it a habit to carry a comb around with me so...you'll have to deal with this mess." And Ella flailed her arms over her head indicating the mess that was her hair...
O__O Did people talk immediately after a seizure? The second year wasn't a doctor but she thought they were supposed to like, lay still and wait for assistance. Should she erm-stabilize him or something? Ella walked a little closer to Theodore, checking for any changes. She brought her hand up to feel his head, nope. No fever. She then grabbed his wrist to check his pulse, not that she knew what she was doing...but there seemed to be a pulsing in that general region so he was alive!...AND it seemed that the boy was completely unharmed. IT WAS A MIRACLE! GRIN.
AND THEN...he was asking if she had enjoyed
that.
" What do you mean that? You mean you meant to make that-that movement?" She said, imitating the odd head banging motion.
"Honestly? I thought you were ill, Theodore!" And then the second year burst into laughter.
"Theo, who on earth taught you such a ridiculous thing?! It looked like you were about to die or something...you know like when a fish is out of water and they flop all over the place...only the thing flopping was your head!" Yup, you little dead fish flopper, whoever taught you this had set you up for embarrassment. It was probably a boy! BOYS WERE SO WEIRD.