SPOILER!!: The hair whipping?! <3
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"Leave 'em long enough, and they kill you." According to Kathryn. Theo had yet to look it all up on the internet. Computers baffled him, anyway. "Good, cos.... no offence, but I don't like associating with girls that have cooties." NO OFFENCE, REALLY.
Theodore made a face, "Okay, don't have to rub it in." Cos he would HAPPILY push all the puffs out of the common room himself if he knew the password. And if it was legal. He don't love you THAT much, little puffers.
Nice Slytherins, FTW. But he hoped she wouldn't see that as weak.
Theodore was like... a boss Slytherin. He was one of the more awesomer kind, if ya'll know what I mean...
"You know, they get their needles and jab you everywhere." They SAY it's protecting you from diseases, however, Theodore has a theory that they are all liars. They were just testing their products on human beings! THEO WAS ON TO EVERYONE.
Smart.
o__________________O
This moment was not what he had planned.
Theodore stopped giggling and suddenly had the most STRAIGHT face ever. "I was laughing at..." Maybe he should offend her to make this situation less awkward, "your.... hair.... ummm...."
Straight face.
...
BAD MOVE, BAD MOVE. GIRLS GOT MAD OVER HAIR, DID THEY NOT? Theodore panicked slightly and WHIPPED his hair. A real whip, like he was in a mosh pit or something. Alec said this distracted girls! SOooooooo... if it failed, it would all fall to him.
Ella nodded, trying to keep a straight face.
"Oh yes, I've heard they could do that." She gave the boy a grave look, shaking her head a bit as if this fact was devastating. HEH! Acting was really kind of fun! As for the little lurker not associating with girls who have cooties..."Good to know, I'll pass that information along to any of the ones I know with the-erm...
disease."
"Wasn't trying to." Was it Ella's fault that her common room was located in the BEST SPOT EVER?
No, of course it wasn't! Plus, it was like
fate or something that she had ended up in Hufflepuff house! If she went without ice cream for too long she got all depressed and sad. Yeah... an
ice cream depression! That was it! Sounded really scientific and factual! She made a note to tell her dad about this so he would buy more ice cream for the house.
O____O Needles jabbing you everywhere?!
WHATTTT?
"Theodore, I don't think it's really like that! I mean it can't be...she wouldn't just come out and jab you with a needle, right? I mean that's just...she wouldn't do that..." NOT that Ella was scared of needles or anything...nope. It wasn't that she was frightened of getting pricked by them
or that the blood made her want to pass out. It was the word jab. Yeah, the word
jab made it seem more harsh. And the second year made a pact with herself that getting hurt at Hogwarts was not an option. Not anymore.
The abruptness with which Theodore stopped giggling made Ella a bit nervous.
Uh-oh! Was he having like...post traumatic stress disorder caused by the fall?! She didn't have to like
hug him or anything, right? But then he started explaining the giggling. GOOD. So he wasn't suffering any brain damage...he was just explaining-
O___O
Little Lurker say whattttt?!
"You were laughing at my hair? Well I-I guess it is a bit messed up from the fa-" Ella would have continued but to her horror, little Theodore seemed to be having some sort of seizure!
![Whaa?](images/smilies/whaa_smilie.png)
QUICK! SOMEONE GET THE
JABBER HEALER!