 ★ BabyQuad ★ PERRY THE PLATYPUS ★ Ern's Fave ★ dangerous with brooms ★
Of course, having no intelligent way to respond back, Willy relied on insults. "Oh lovely, hopefully that means I can party with Inferi tonight. They invited me but I wasn't completely sure. Now that I know I'm attractive as a corpse, I'm positive i'll to fit right in." Dash responded dryly. Thank you William, thank you so much.
"Rita Skeeter was an idiot." What need would have have to spy on people as a bug? He didn't want to, it was useless. Dash did not need to know more than what someone told him about themselves. He was going to leave it at that but he found himself explaining himself to someone who probably wouldn't even get it. "Yes, she was smart enough to collect her information secretive AND unethically because she was an animagus, but she never actually made good use of this information rather than for gossip articles and information that no one really believed because it was mostly deemed as slander, so it didn't even help her cause." He paused. "She was also caught by children." Idiot reporter. He did not mimic things that idiots did.
And her books were horrible.
Oh? Was wittle Willy getting upset about his BABY? Dash just smirked, completely satisfied with this chat. "Your baby huh?" He took another sip of his tea. "Well William, its because your baby isn't human and in a few months he'll be able to really cause some damage." And who in the right mind gave a Dragon as a gift to a man who had gambled his life savings away to Goblins?
Merlin, there were some stupid people in the world.
"But I won't report him. Not yet anyways." His smirk grew. "As long as you don't tick me off and remain a good little accomplished dragon trainer." He said it as if he were talking to a child, or better yet a baby, in such a way that it was almost expected for Dash to lean over and pinch William's cheek.
"Homework for your class? Wow, they are bound to get far." Seriously, so far in life. Completely homework giving by William accomplished dragon trainer Williamson? So far.
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