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demented_death_eater · 05-20-2012, 09:37 PM

A light blue memo in the shape of a paper airplane zoomed into the laboratory and unfolded itself for everyone to read. But this was no regular Ministry memo; as soon as the memo was fully unfolded, the voice of Rex Vindictus echoed through the room:

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Originally Posted by Memo

Ludicrous Patents Office Job Assignments

Patents Research Lab - Test the 'Look Skinny' trousers. Beware - they come in one size fits all and there's no mention in the patent application that the material stretches. The other item to test is the 'Perfectly Flawless Facial Powder' that claims to 'erase blemishes and lines from the face.' Some of the ingredients listed in the patent are suspicious, so proceed with caution. Inspect the 'Magical Messenger Bag' for any faulty charms - reports have come back that users have become lost after falling into their bags looking for items.

05-20-2012, 09:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
demented_death_eater Veela Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Left Coast (-8 GMT) Posts: 37,227 Hogwarts RPG Name: Maximus O. Vindictus III First Year	No Touchy! ♥ demented_teacher A light blue memo in the shape of a paper airplane zoomed into the laboratory and unfolded itself for everyone to read. But this was no regular Ministry memo; as soon as the memo was fully unfolded, the voice of Rex Vindictus echoed through the room: Quote: Originally Posted by Memo Ludicrous Patents Office Job Assignments Patents Research Lab - Test the 'Look Skinny' trousers. Beware - they come in one size fits all and there's no mention in the patent application that the material stretches. The other item to test is the 'Perfectly Flawless Facial Powder' that claims to 'erase blemishes and lines from the face.' Some of the ingredients listed in the patent are suspicious, so proceed with caution. Inspect the 'Magical Messenger Bag' for any faulty charms - reports have come back that users have become lost after falling into their bags looking for items. __________________ Check out the non-HP topics in the Leaky Cauldron today! Last edited by demented_death_eater; 05-20-2012 at 10:01 PM.