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sarahlooo · 05-09-2012, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Shanners

WAS SHE MAD?! Evie took darn offence to that, and growled a little at him.

"You're RUDE." And she wans't mad. All she did was sit in his lap and get ASSAULTED. HMPF. She'd done nothing but give attention, and seek it too, and give love, and seek attention. BUT NO. She got her oxyge supply cut off, and then she got called MAD.

The littlun shrugged when he said she could have bitten off his whole hand, and raised her eyebrow. She didn't really mind. Nope. She didn't mind at all. One less hand for him to stop little girls breathing with. SHE NEEDED TO TELL EVERYONE. EV-UH-RY-OOONE.

"EVERYOOOONE! THIS MEANIE BO BUGGING BEANIE TRIED TO KILL ME." You know, just how it was done all dramatically, with super wibbles afterwards and tear filled eyes. TEAR FILLED.

When he picked her up and set her down, she squirmed, and squealed loudly. SQUIRMED. AND SQUEALED LOUDLY. And she hoped she deafened him, or smacked him in the face. Because he was RUDE, and mean. And he had relocated her when she had been perfectly comfortable there in his lap. And now her mouth tasted of hand.

"We're NOT friends anymore. NOT."

Was she.. growling at him?! O_____o

"I am most certainly not rude!" Milton protested. "You're the one who invited yourself to SIT on me!" And that was not okay in the book of Milton, alright?! This was just absolutely ridiculous. He was minding his own business (yes, Kennedy and Aurora were HIS business) and along came this little girl who thought it was okay so SIT on him and INTERRUPT his PEACE and QUIET. And then BITE him. Milton could not believe this-

O________O

"I DID NOT TRY TO KILL YOU!" Milton whispered furiously. He was not a murderer, thank you very much!

O__________O

Milton did not know it was possible for someone to make a noise that loud. After he not-so-gently set the girl down, he scrambled away from her. He still felt his arm get smacked a few times though. He ~~clumsily~~ SMOOTHLY clambered off the bench and got to his feet. Just as the girl said they weren't friends anymore.

Wait. Milton looked at the Slytherin table. Aurora was gone! Milton looked at the curly-haired girl one more time. "First of all; we were never friends. Second of all; I gotta go." And with that, he walked away from the squeaky, flailing, squealing, yelling, annoying girl and LEFT to go find Aurora. And he hoped to Merlin that he wouldn't be followed.

05-09-2012, 05:30 AM	#18 (permalink)
sarahlooo Shrake Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rohan Posts: 12,678 Hogwarts RPG Name: Louis Bracken Gryffindor Sixth Year x3 x1	Sardines ♥ BHB ♥ Dallie ♥ Grumpy ♥ MY SUN AND STARS ♥ i love julia Quote: Originally Posted by Shanners WAS SHE MAD?! Evie took darn offence to that, and growled a little at him. "You're RUDE." And she wans't mad. All she did was sit in his lap and get ASSAULTED. HMPF. She'd done nothing but give attention, and seek it too, and give love, and seek attention. BUT NO. She got her oxyge supply cut off, and then she got called MAD. The littlun shrugged when he said she could have bitten off his whole hand, and raised her eyebrow. She didn't really mind. Nope. She didn't mind at all. One less hand for him to stop little girls breathing with. SHE NEEDED TO TELL EVERYONE. EV-UH-RY-OOONE. "EVERYOOOONE! THIS MEANIE BO BUGGING BEANIE TRIED TO KILL ME." You know, just how it was done all dramatically, with super wibbles afterwards and tear filled eyes. TEAR FILLED. When he picked her up and set her down, she squirmed, and squealed loudly. SQUIRMED. AND SQUEALED LOUDLY. And she hoped she deafened him, or smacked him in the face. Because he was RUDE, and mean. And he had relocated her when she had been perfectly comfortable there in his lap. And now her mouth tasted of hand. "We're NOT friends anymore. NOT." Was she.. growling at him?! O_____o "I am most certainly not rude!" Milton protested. "You're the one who invited yourself to SIT on me!" And that was not okay in the book of Milton, alright?! This was just absolutely ridiculous. He was minding his own business (yes, Kennedy and Aurora were HIS business) and along came this little girl who thought it was okay so SIT on him and INTERRUPT his PEACE and QUIET. And then BITE him. Milton could not believe this- O________O "I DID NOT TRY TO KILL YOU!" Milton whispered furiously. He was not a murderer, thank you very much! O__________O Milton did not know it was possible for someone to make a noise that loud. After he not-so-gently set the girl down, he scrambled away from her. He still felt his arm get smacked a few times though. He ~~clumsily~~ SMOOTHLY clambered off the bench and got to his feet. Just as the girl said they weren't friends anymore. Wait. Milton looked at the Slytherin table. Aurora was gone! Milton looked at the curly-haired girl one more time. "First of all; we were never friends. Second of all; I gotta go." And with that, he walked away from the squeaky, flailing, squealing, yelling, annoying girl and LEFT to go find Aurora. And he hoped to Merlin that he wouldn't be followed. __________________ January ★ Natalie ★ Evangeline ★ Pierson ★ Louise Last edited by sarahlooo; 05-10-2012 at 02:52 AM.